[ SECRET POST #2439 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2439 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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07. [SPOILERS for Iron Man 3]



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08. [SPOILERS for Naruto Shippuden - Road to Ninja]



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10. [WARNING for suicide]



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11. [WARNING for rape? i think]

[orange is the new black]


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12. [WARNING for rape]

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Notes:

I think I accidentally deleted a secret today or yesterday - if yours (from the week before this one) hasn't been posted, please resubmit. Sorry about that.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #348.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[kallanda_lee]

Oh look, we found the rabid SJW!

[insanenoodlyguy]

We have a name now. (It's Lucy)

Incidentally, i'm Noodledicks!

[iceyred]

It has a name now? When/how did that happen?

[insanenoodlyguy]

Case asked me to drop it, so I'll only say it happened earlier this week.

Thankfully, by any name, SJW troll will continue to provide us merriment, I'm most confident.

[iceyred]

You're probably right. SJW trolls by any name smell like hilarity.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm Lucy.

I posted a thread the other day about how sexualizing children is bad. Someone said something along the lines of "I can't take anons seriously" so I thought "Fuck it, I'll stand by this comment" and revealed my name. Noodledick has been trolling me since.

(Gonna have to keep posting this, aren't I.)

[insanenoodlyguy]

nah, case said to drop it, i'ma drop it.

We can still have all this fun without names. It's all good.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm still amazed that he keeps getting a response out of you. You're the biggest LOLcow this comm has seen since otakugal. :O

[(Anonymous)]

How would you feel if you expressed what you thought of as a commons sense opinion, and someone kept calling you a SJW for it? I went out on a limb and stood by my opinion, and this prick is using that to continuously insult me. My options are shutting up and living with it, leaving the community, or respond.

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't call "Oh god, sexualising children is bad, let's show this picture to even more people so it gets even more exposure!" common sense, exactly.

/takes pity

[(Anonymous)]

How would I feel if I kept getting trolled? Probably annoyed, but I would know better than to respond. Here is a secret: Noodle doesn't care about your opinion either way, he just thinks it's funny to watch you rise to the bait every single time he drops your name. Watching you repeatedly fail to know better is entertaining to him (and me too, I gotta say).

Your actual options:
-continue to respond by name
-stop responding by name

If you had taken the second one it would be over by now, only occasionally referred to in future. But you've kept it going, and now it will be harder to stop. If you feel like you need to leave for a while to help that along, so be it. You do sound like you could use a break from the internet.

[insanenoodlyguy]

I'm just gonna call em Lolcow now. Whoever he she or they be that remains accurate and non-specific!

[iceyred]

Whatever your name is, you're a horrible human being for deciding that certain people are immune to certain types of trauma. 'Oh, that can't happen to you. You're (insert demographic/characteristic/whatever here).' That's incredibly insensitive and ignorant.

In the words of George Takei, you are a douchebag.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck off.

[(Anonymous)]

No , *you* decided it was terribly funny and keep repeating it. The rest of us are bored rigid already. Also it is perfectly obvious that this is an anti-feminist setting up a straw argument to make feminists look extremist and wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

die cis scum

[kallanda_lee]

Hahahaha. Man, this is only getting better. Are we sure this isn't satire? Surely, this must be satire?

[mekkio]

Every time I see, "die cis scum," I keep on thinking it's a German phrase but for the life of Riley, I can't figure out what it means.

[aubry]

Or a troll in a paper costume, because F!S.