[ SECRET POST #2447 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2447 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/eDj8DdV.png

[(Anonymous)]

Stop reading shitty fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

*written by virgins

[(Anonymous)]

this truth right here, lmao

[tamabonotchi]

Just goes to show that person has never had oral and knows nothing about it- I mean come on, do some research

[(Anonymous)]

There's unfortunately a fine line between "completely accurate and detailed sex scenes" and "sex scenes people actually want to read." The phrase you mention is pretty common in oral scenes, I think, precisely because it's what people are used to seeing.

Some girls like that though

[insanenoodlyguy]

But it's not gonna get em off likely, no.

Re: Some girls like that though

[pelespen]

Everyone's different.

[(Anonymous)]

This is what happens when virgins write porn. Stop reading bad fanfiction, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think the writer's virginity has much to do with it. There's plenty of godawful porn out there written by non-virgins, too.

[sootyowl]

IA with everybody else. There is better fic out there that doesn't make your lady parts wince.

[(Anonymous)]

Um...I thought "giving head" refered to oral sex unto a guy ( fellatio).

[fingalsanteater]

Nah. People use it for cunnilingus too.

[(Anonymous)]

Because the mouth removes itself from the head once a lady is about to get pleasured, right? ;)

[(Anonymous)]

I have a friend who referred to receiving oral from her BF as "Gettin' face." She said it with a totally creepy tone and this bobbing hand motion of a flat palm to her crotch. It was totally hilarious and I will never unsee it. Her mom tried to give her the "Head is universal" speech, but she wouldn't have it. "But that doesn't make sense, mom! I got some face, so just deal with it."

I love my friends. :)

Secret 2 - Sex in fanfiction

[transcriptanon]

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It always disgusts me when oral sex in fic is described as the guy/girl jabbing their tongue inside the girl's vagina until orgasm. In what fucking universe is that considered the proper way to give head?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh.

Also the "sexy" teeth scraping or biting when giving head to a guy.

Maybe there are guys that are into that, but in general don't you want to avoid using your teeth on some poor guy's penis?

[forgottenjester]

Ahaha~ I just find this secret really amusing.

[skeletal_history]

Answer: (filmed, male-centric) porn. Guys in porn are always tongue-fucking the girl for some reason, like, hello that doesn't actually feel like anything good. That and jabbing her clit with a hard tongue. It's shameful to think so many guys these days get their sex ed from porn when so much of it is so unrealistic (not even counting how violent and disrespectful it is).

[(Anonymous)]

This universe, sometimes. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha PREACH!

[(Anonymous)]

Huh, I never came across that kind of description before. My gripe with cunnilingus in fic is the phrase "licked a stripe [down her cunt, etc]". I see it all the time and I hate it. Be more creative, people.

[pelespen]

Actually, it feels pretty good. Don't assume everyone's bodies work the same way.

[(Anonymous)]

i... like that, though.............

Different strokes for different folks. Literally, in this case.

[nyxelestia]

Some people like that, some people don't.

I'll agree that the prevalence kind of makes me side-eye it, but really, most sexual acts in fanfic tend to get boiled down to a few, easy-to-write/visualize specifics, so it's mostly eyeroll worthy in the "try something new" way.