[ SECRET POST #2448 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2448 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Dream thread

[fingalsanteater]

I'm just gonna copy this from my tumblr.

I had a dream [the other] night that Dee and Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia sold human!Castiel as a slave to work in a brewery. I thought I just lost him at the mall and I went back every day to try find him. When he finally turned up he was super angry with me because he thought I was in on it.

Apparently more than just brewing went on because he kept yelling “Have you ever had to jerk off your uncle 40 times!? 40 times!!!” And, I have no idea what the fuck that was about, but I felt really bad about it when I woke up.

Also, two nights ago, I had an A-Team sex dream where I got cock-blocked by B.A. while trying to have sex with Face. I had to have sex with each member of the A-team for some reason.

Oh yeah, and I had a dream that Castiel fought a dragon for me. That one was kind of awesome.

I only have fandom dreams now, apparently.

SHIT sorry guys here's the original post

[caecilia]

Last night I had one about a young Emperor who was returning home. He had to wear makeup, including lipstick, but when he put on the red lipstick his advisers were whispering "Why is he wearing the red? Oh, he doesn't know yet." Because he was supposed to be wearing black lipstick, because they were going to kill him. His father was behind it, I think. But then something happened and the emperor found out, and decided to fake his own death and escape, after being buried alive. And there was a part where he was at a restaurant and went into the lower-class section and tried to make friends, making everyone really suspicious. That's all I remember, besides the part where I woke up and thought "Damn, I need to write this down before I forget all that cool stuff." and immediately fell back to sleep. I just remembered this bit now.

Re: SHIT sorry guys here's the original post

[(Anonymous)]

Some time ago I dreamt that I'd been assigned to install some lights in a stage at work because President Obama was coming to give a talk. (...I work at a grocery store. I don't know.) The lights were these weird ancient things that made no sense and installing lights shouldn't be part of my job, so I was quite annoyed. Then Obama arrived early and offered to help me with the lights, but between the two of us we still couldn't figure them out because neither of us is a trained electrician and apparently you needed to be. I think Obama was equally as befuddled and annoyed by the lights as I was, and he was quite sorry that he hadn't been able to help. I don't think my subconscious was trying to express a political statement in this dream; I suspect it was far more about job dissatisfaction.

Re: Dream thread

[caecilia]

wow I don't know who any of those dudes are