[ SECRET POST #2453 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2453 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

It is both disappointing, and also not a major social justice issue.

(Agree with everything in your post)

[kaijinscendre]

I bet OP is the kind of person who tries to one up everyone's stories.

"Wow. You broke you arm as a kid? Let me tell you about the time I broke both my legs."
"Your grandma died last week? I lost all my grandparents at once in a tragic golfing accident."
"Your dog was hit by a car? My cat was thrown into a box, where it gave birth to a litter of 14 kittens. That box was then picked up by a hawk, dropped onto some train tracks, and hit by a train."

[mekkio]

Ugh, I can't stand people like that. It makes me want to carry around a sheet of gold star stickers so that I can place a sticker on them and say, "Congrats. Here's your gold star. You won this round. Now can we get back to what I was saying?"

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. It's one thing if you're sharing injury/death of a relative/illness stories in a conversation or if you tell someone something, especially if it's to get something off your chest, and they go and try to make your problems/story all about themself.

[(Anonymous)]

I haaaate people like that

[greenvelvetcake]

"And then what remained of the box fell over, caught fire, and sank into the swamp."

[kaijinscendre]

"AND I BROKE BOTH MY LEGS TRYING TO RETRIEVE IT!"

[(Anonymous)]

But an infection set in from the swamp water and they were going to have to amputate.

[(Anonymous)]

But I had no insurance, so they arranged for my legs to be bitten off by a giant squid.

[mekkio]

But the squid was on vacation so they called on two cuttlefish and a fiddler crab with an unusually large claw and the anesthesia turned out to be a couple of hits off of a helium filled birthday balloon.

[(Anonymous)]

But the balloon was filled with hydrogen, which was ignited by the remains of the burning box o'kittens.

[alexi_lupin]

hahaha I am literally watching that right now.