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08. [SPOILERS for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards]

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There I was, enjoying my delightful smut, reading happily along: "and it was taking every shred of control he had not to come right then. He uttered strangled whimpers, hands knotting in the blankets" UAAAARGH!!! GODDAMN YOU: TEEN WOLF FANDOM!

???

Well it's not very original, but I don't get what's so bad about that exactly?

Having the word knotting forever ruined, and forever ruining text it turns up in. ;_;

LOL :D

DA It's Supernatural that I associate with 'knotting'. Ugh.

To be fair, hands knotting in the blankets if preferable to a penis knotting inside someone (which can be a trope in werewolf fic)

Could be worse..........."hobbit hole". :C

*snorfle-sputters*

...at least it's not cinder blocks? I can never read about those the same way again. Thankfully, they are almost never mentioned.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is the problem with cinder blocks?

It was put in places for sexy things that were in no way sexy.

It was a

weepingcock entry if that tells you anything.

It sure does. And I DON'T want to know where the author came up with that metaphor. 8(

It wasn't a metaphor.

...but ... TTmTT

I'm sorry.

On the bright side, you never have to read that fic.

i wanna read that fic

Good luck finding it. It's years back. @_@

Re: Whine and wail here:

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That is just...wrong.

Yes, that wasn't even really the worst part.

At least the person who posted it to weepingcock had funny commentary to make it better.

Anyone got a link? I'm not risking a search now. <_<

I don't. It was years and years ago that I read it. If someone else does I could possibly confirm it. Sorry.

Another link: http://payload83.cargocollective.com/1/8/274738/3963071/cinder%20block_900.jpg

Sort-of safe for work.

Was this anything like that "receive my AIDS!" fic from a while ago? I remember laughing until I couldn't breathe over that one.

I... have not read that one. Maybe? It sounds like it was.

Re: Whine and wail here:

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I want to find a sex blog on tumblr that's less...manufactured and more ordinary people (or hey, movie scenes [haha, look at that irony]).

Why did I think this was a general whining thread, never mind me anon.

Edited 2013-09-21 14:08 (UTC)

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