[ SECRET POST #2453 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2453 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #350.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

...at least it's not cinder blocks? I can never read about those the same way again. Thankfully, they are almost never mentioned.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is the problem with cinder blocks?

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

It was put in places for sexy things that were in no way sexy.

It was a weepingcock entry if that tells you anything.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

It sure does. And I DON'T want to know where the author came up with that metaphor. 8(

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

It wasn't a metaphor.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

...but ... TTmTT

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

I'm sorry.

On the bright side, you never have to read that fic.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[caecilia]

i wanna read that fic

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

Good luck finding it. It's years back. @_@

Re: Whine and wail here:

[caecilia]

effort

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

You are a better woman than I.

RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[caecilia]

I googled it and I got the facebook of what appears to be some kind of rape cult?????????????????

i backclicked really fast i'm not going back

Re: RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[forgottenjester]

OMG. O_O I'm so sorry!

I don't blame you for not going back. Wow.

Need something cute or funny to look at?

Re: RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[caecilia]

no i'm okay thank you though wtf

Re: RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[forgottenjester]

Well, new rule. No googling sexual cinder blocks.

Re: RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[caecilia]

yeah

...this thread turned out to be as funny as i'd hoped

Re: RAPE TRIGGER WARNING

[forgottenjester]

So... you were hoping for horrific failure? (I'm assuming finding a rape cult is failure.)

Re: Whine and wail here:

[kelincihutan]

That is just...wrong.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

Yes, that wasn't even really the worst part.

At least the person who posted it to weepingcock had funny commentary to make it better.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone got a link? I'm not risking a search now. <_<

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

I don't. It was years and years ago that I read it. If someone else does I could possibly confirm it. Sorry.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

Another link: http://payload83.cargocollective.com/1/8/274738/3963071/cinder%20block_900.jpg

Sort-of safe for work.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[kelincihutan]

Was this anything like that "receive my AIDS!" fic from a while ago? I remember laughing until I couldn't breathe over that one.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[forgottenjester]

I... have not read that one. Maybe? It sounds like it was.

Re: Whine and wail here:

[(Anonymous)]

It's the double quarter pounder of dirty talk!