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I wish for one rain-check on this wish that I can always know and remember, and can use at any time here or in the future before my death, that will give me:

exactly what I wish for;

at no cost in money, time, or effort or anything else that may be considered a "cost" or detrimental to myself or anyone or anything else;

which also bears no hidden or unexpected costs in money, time, or effort or anything else that may be considered a "cost" or detrimental to myself or anyone or anything else, to accept, possess, or use;

which exists, I can always know, and am able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it;

which will be delivered in exactly the method and with the quality I desire (which I am also able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it) and within a reasonable timeframe by my standards, (reasonable will vary depending on what is wished for);

with no outside influences able to affect what I desire (e.g. no suddenly altering my personality) or anything about my current situation (e.g. no sudden health issues or dying) or the situation of other people or the world as a whole (no drastic universe changes, unless I wish it);

with no alterations made to whatever I wish for;

with no artificial penalties, fees, or pressures on myself due to or depending on length of time delayed;

which no other entity, group, or outside force can take away from me by any means (unless I choose to give it up), and which will grant me something (whatever I wished for) that no other entity, group, or outside force can take away from me by any means (unless I choose to give it away);

that no one but myself will know I have (unless I choose to let others know), and which will grant me something (whatever I wished for) that no one but myself will know I have (unless I choose to let others know);

which can only be used by my original self and not by any imitators even if carrying the same DNA, and if not used is completely forfeit and unable to be used or passed on to anyone else (unless I choose to give it away);

which must recall this specific rain-check exactly with a password that I create, know, remember, and am able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it, and cannot be used unless specifically recalled, which means any event of me making a statement like "I wish ____" or other such phrases casually does not count.

...?

Edited 2013-09-25 01:51 (UTC)

The dull wizard you tried this on got bored and turned you into a whale.

your brain is magically rewired to accommodate this wish... and doing so gives you an anuyerism. You remember you have this wish, and the password and all that... but that's all you contemplate so with no context, your a vegetable with a wish pending.

"with no outside influences able to affect what I desire (e.g. no suddenly altering my personality) or anything about my current situation (e.g. no sudden health issues or dying) or the situation of other people or the world as a whole (no drastic universe changes, unless I wish it);"

also the -

"at no cost in money, time, or effort or anything else that may be considered a "cost" or detrimental to myself or anyone or anything else;"

I'd think aneurysms would be a cost!

Edited 2013-09-25 02:03 (UTC)

Hahah my old DM back in high school used to try to screw us over whenever we had a wish, so at one point we wrote up something rather like this.

Do you still remember it? What was it like?

Not entirely. I remember it was about a page long when we finally finished it and it included something along the lines of "the wish carries with it a reserve wish should the original wish not be granted to the satisfaction of the wisheｒ, which will undo all effects of the original wish granting, and can be carried out as many times as is necessary for the satifaction of the wisher".　That was the line that really got him.　If he kept trying to fuck us over we'd be there alllllll night.

you leave your rain-check, which is made of paper, out in the rain. It gets terribly soggy and disintegrates. All of your protections were connected to the actual physical check which is now no more.

It was a metaphorical rain check (the literal paper definition has gone out of general use), but provided it's a literal piece of paper -

"which no other entity, group, or outside force can take away from me by any means (unless I choose to give it up),"

I think that'd waterproof the paper.

Gold star for you, case!

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