[ SECRET POST #2457 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2457 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

1: Start a subthread under this one with a wish.
2: Someone replies to you with a way to ruin your wish.

Diverges from standard Ruin-A-Wish here:

3: Reply to the ruined wish, fixing it so that it can't be ruined.
4: Someone replies to you with another way to ruin it, if they can think of one.
5. Repeat 3 and 4.

The goal of the game: draw up a wish impervious to ruining.

Can you get it in one try?

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

I wish for a non-expired peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I am not allergic to.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

You get one in a safe that you don't know the combination to.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[badass_tiger]

There's a dead grasshopper inside.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[chardmonster]

You now have a gluten allergy.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

I wish that there would be a Leverage movie, and that it would be everything I love about the series and nothing that I dislike.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

It tanks so hard at the box office that it bankrupts everyone involved. A DVD is never released and it's impossible to find online.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, but you have no means of watching the movie.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[caecilia]

I wish for a well-written young adult book series with a solid plot and good worldbuilding and that becomes popular and has a hit movie, where the main character is a queer/gay/bi lady and ends up with another lady, and neither one of them die tragically to 'make a point', that I am able to both read and watch.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

It is written in a language that you don't understand and is never translated.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

The writer of the book, and the actors in the movie, are all total assholes and every time they make public appearances (which is often) they make disparaging and/or hateful comments about the main pairing of the book/movie--perhaps they think it's all a satire/comedy.

(now I depressed myself lol)

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[masu_trout]

The plot and worldbuilding are fantastic, but there are at least fifteen spelling/grammar errors per page, including mixing up waist and waste during a romantic scene.

Alternately, every single character in the movie is played by Nathan Fillion in different costumes.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

You start reading the first page of the book and watching the first minute of the movie when you're shot and killed. Anti-queer organizations use your death as an example of the fate that befalls people who try to read this filthy series.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

It happens because the stakes have magically flipped. It's popular because huge queer majority have become the oppressors of the tiny het minority whom they ridicule, ostracize, and drive to suicide for having perverse sexual lifestyles.

It's great up untill the last book

[insanenoodlyguy]

They fail. But they don't die. But everybody else does. All those people that were built into this awesome world perish when they fail because they wasted too much time on their love.

They are cursed by the dark gods they inadvertently helped with immortality. Having each other to hold as they scream and cry and go mad.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

I wish for only a single durable sock to be given to me after I complete this sentence.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[caecilia]

It's a baby sock.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

It is given to you as a gag by the people invading your home. You suffocate and die as it is crammed down your throat.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

I wish that my wish is impervious to ruining.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

By someone else's definition of ruining.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

I wish for a life that enjoyable as a whole.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

...pizza.

You turned the planet into pizza.

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

...This far into the thread and still no Madoka jokes?

How's this?

[case]

I wish for one rain-check on this wish that I can always know and remember, and can use at any time here or in the future before my death, that will give me:

exactly what I wish for;

at no cost in money, time, or effort or anything else that may be considered a "cost" or detrimental to myself or anyone or anything else;

which also bears no hidden or unexpected costs in money, time, or effort or anything else that may be considered a "cost" or detrimental to myself or anyone or anything else, to accept, possess, or use;

which exists, I can always know, and am able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it;

which will be delivered in exactly the method and with the quality I desire (which I am also able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it) and within a reasonable timeframe by my standards, (reasonable will vary depending on what is wished for);

with no outside influences able to affect what I desire (e.g. no suddenly altering my personality) or anything about my current situation (e.g. no sudden health issues or dying) or the situation of other people or the world as a whole (no drastic universe changes, unless I wish it);

with no alterations made to whatever I wish for;

with no artificial penalties, fees, or pressures on myself due to or depending on length of time delayed;

which no other entity, group, or outside force can take away from me by any means (unless I choose to give it up), and which will grant me something (whatever I wished for) that no other entity, group, or outside force can take away from me by any means (unless I choose to give it away);

that no one but myself will know I have (unless I choose to let others know), and which will grant me something (whatever I wished for) that no one but myself will know I have (unless I choose to let others know);

which can only be used by my original self and not by any imitators even if carrying the same DNA, and if not used is completely forfeit and unable to be used or passed on to anyone else (unless I choose to give it away);

which must recall this specific rain-check exactly with a password that I create, know, remember, and am able to articulate clearly and exactly so that anyone who wants to know can understand it, and cannot be used unless specifically recalled, which means any event of me making a statement like "I wish ____" or other such phrases casually does not count.



...?

Re: Ruin A Wish (w/ A Twist)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I wish to die right now. It has to be a full immediate physical death (not just brain death) that occurs as soon as I finish making this wish in a manner that is completely painless to me with no ressucitation or any form of preservation and eventual coming back to life being possible at any point in the future.