[ SECRET POST #2458 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2458 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Aneurin Barnard playing Richard III in The White Queen]


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03.
[Leverage]


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04.
[Pokemon]


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05.
[Discworld]


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06.
[legend of korra]


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07.
[The Young Protectors]


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08.
[Animal Crossing]


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09.
[Men in Black]


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10.
[The Rivers of London]


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11.
[Teen Wolf]


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12.
[Welcome to Night Vale]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 026 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[case]

I read this comic because it's so awful I can't stop

it's so awful

and sadly hilarious

(the worst part may be where the author who is a grown man pretends to be a small child who doesn't understand what is happening in the sex scenes and calls dicks 'thingies'. IT IS A CRINGE GOLDMINE)

[pkbitchgirl]

OMG link?

[case]

"All right. So I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m not getting ninjas or giant robots in this scene. (Which I still feel is a missed opportunity but, you know, WHATEVER!) So I might as well try to understand what’s going on here. Now, at this point, both Kyle and The Annihilator are completely naked, right? And it seemed like they were wrestling… or something… But now I’m thinking they are smushing their, um, thingys together and that makes them feel… good? Am I understanding that correctly? And so that’s why they’re not fighting robots right now? I’m really trying to understand this kissy stuff so please let me know if I’m reading this wrong!"

That's the author pretending to be ten years old because it's cute or funny or something. I am not kidding about awful.

Starts here: http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/archive/ete_title_page/

[(Anonymous)]

OP here. The author's interaction with the readers feels like a large of the problem here, yes. I've read much worse in fanfic (duh), but haven't been nearly as troubled by it. But the dodgy, dodgy plot and characterizations combined with the author's righteous campaigning and the kiddie-talk... Ew! Yet; can't stop. *steels self*

[case]

Yeah, that's why I got the opposite feeling, like the author identified with KYLE and thinks Annihilator is sexy and badass.

And the whole thing is like awful tropey fanfic turned into a comic complete with cheesy unrealistic dialogue, villain monologues, and closeted hero because THINK OF THE CHILDREN (because 17 year olds totally think like this ???) oh yeah and rape = love, we can't forget about that

Meanwhile the author claims the characters are "people who just happen to be gay" which is why the entire plot is about gayness.

I CANT STOP READING ITS SO BAD

[wldcatsprstr_14]

LOL I love when he does that! I think it's hysterical. Now I insist upon calling fucking 'smush-smush' because I can and it makes me giggle.

Honestly, I think he does it cuz of all the people who are like 'PUT IT IN HIS BUUTTTTTTTT! DO IIIIIIIT! WE WANNA SEE THE SEEEEEXXXXX!!!111!!'

I understand that it's an adult webcomic about a gay superhero but it always came across as a superhero comic first, IMO. And I think the author feels similarly. He writes the sex cuz he likes it and it's popular with the fans but it's his little superhero fantasy world.

[case]

You seriously don't think it's creepy that some guy that's like 30 years old (40?) is doing that on purpose? It creeps me out pretty hard

The commenters aren't really much better though, you're right

"XDDDDDDDDD SO SMEXY XDDDDDDDDDD MOAR"

[wldcatsprstr_14]

No denying it's creepy. But when I look at the comments and how people are like 'GET BACK TO THE SEEEEXXXX!! WHY ARE THEY WEARING CLOTHES?? I WANNA SEE PEEEEEEN!' whenever he draws anything to move the actual PLOT along, I understand why he does it.


Honestly, I've been dying for it to finally get back to the plot and away from the cheesy 'romance' story line. I'm glad Anni turned out to be playing Kyle. It's SO much better than that awful 'you're special and I wanna make this special for you' BS.

[case]

It's weird that they think they're going to SEE peen, it seems pretty clear that everything's going to be covered up or shadowed or something

Have you read Artifice (the other comic of that guy's that's up)? It's pretty much the same thing where the romance IS the storyline (and saves the day!!), so I'm not really expecting much

[wldcatsprstr_14]

I did read 'Artifice.' I wasn't aware that it was supposed to be much more than a romance thing though. Basically three characters, two of them in a relationship of sorts. I have somewhat higher hopes for TYP because we've met so many other characters and there seems to be something else going on outside of Anni and Kyle's whatever they have.

Of course, I'm not naive enough to think that this will be anything other than another 'love saves the day!' thing. That would just be silly of me lol.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to stop reading during the part where the superheroes found out there were porn of them and the comic implied that one of them of kids was homophobic because he was uncomfortable and creeped out with god damn pictures of him fucking his friends. Because god damn it.

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Thaaaaat was awkward as hell. I skipped past that whole section. It was this weird meta intersectionality between fangirls, how fangirls want the celebs they fangirl over to act towards fanworks, and how fangirls react when celebs say that porny fanart creeps them out.

[case]

But you're missing out on TABLES WITH WINE AND ROSE PETALS STREWN TOWARD A BED and stuff

[wldcatsprstr_14]

LOL when I saw that, I was like 'o.O SERIOUSLY? I hope Anni is just being a dick and amusing himself with how many cliches he can get Kyle to fall for.' Going on where things are now, it seems I may have been right. Which only makes it marginally better in retrospect.

[case]

I don't know, considering he's starting to be all WOEEEEeee what COULD HAVE BEEN IF I WERE DIFFERENTTTTT...

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Word. I was like 'DON'T RUIN IT NOOOOOOOW! YOU WERE ALL BADASS WITH THE DOUBLE-CROSSING! DO NOT FUCK IT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE. *head desk*'

[(Anonymous)]

OKAY I've caught up (sort up, the archive doesn't seem to be working so I had to go back page by page and that was tedious and yeah), and holy shit. You weren't kidding. That dialogue was straight out of a cheesy romance novel, betrayal and all.

I'm glad the author didn't draw out that romance much longer though. I thought it was obvious that the villain was going to betray the kid from the beginning and it was terribly stupid of the kid to TRUST AND DATE A GOD. DAMN. VILLAIN. It's not even like they had past complicated history or whatever.