[ SECRET POST #2459 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2459 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/wubXrCW.jpg?2

[insanenoodlyguy]

I know we got less secrets these days but come on, is this really a fandom secret? Are shoes a fandom now?

[(Anonymous)]

HDU. Shoes are serious fucking business. >:(

[(Anonymous)]

Is Jared Leto not a fandom now

[(Anonymous)]

OP did not say they hate it when Jared Leto doesn't do up his shoes...

[caecilia]

i ship my pink ballet flats with my leopard print slippers

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh... combat boots/leopard print slippers all the way. How dare.

[caecilia]

Sadly, I do not have combat boots.

But uh

if you wanted to get our shoes together sometime...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm leaving this here. Probably NSFW, but who knows nowadays, these shoes are just getting more and more explicit.

http://i.imgur.com/HdG9mF6.jpg

[caecilia]

Anon. That is depraved.




/right click save as

[bringreligiontothewamwams]

You need to go downtown on the first day of a shoe sale. Then pick up a random shoe, you know once you have managed to pick yourself up and dust the footprints off your back after getting in the way of the rushing herd, and ask loudly "is this a special edition Prizola?". Now you'll get three responses, number one is people (rightly) saying "you just made that up". Number two is a group of people trying to snatch it due to some collectors thinking it is some supersecret thing and the downshouters are just trying corner an obscure market. Reaction three is just like two, except someone stabbed you in the ribs with a boxknife to get hold of it.

Then, after the ER released you, go to a comic store and try that with a rare Batman or something. Same reaction.

Shoe people are just as psychotic as any other collector. Instead of this being about shoes, just imagine the OP has said they hate it when people don't put their comics into plastic bags to treat them with respect.

That all said, this was reaching and probably should have hit the failbar. OP should have at least thrown in a swear word of some sort to keep it interesting.

[(Anonymous)]

I like this comment. It nicely demonstrates how humans are humans are (sometimes bad) humans, be they fashionistas or geeks.

[(Anonymous)]

Shoes being items of desire =/= being a fandom though.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's necessary to warn for it as if it's a trigger or something offensive, but it would be polite for the author to mention something like that. Just so someone knows what to expect from the fic, y'know?

[starphotographs]

This is in the wrong place, but is fucking hilarious in the context of this thread.

WARN ME IF SOMEONE DIDN'T TIE THEIR SHOES. >:(

[(Anonymous)]

I actually read a fic wherein untied shoes became a huge dramatic plot point. It sure as heck needed a warning for wtfery if nothing else.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I know you probably didn't intend this way, but this is the best response!

[(Anonymous)]

Why is it always ftm though. I'd rather read about mtf if I had to.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah it looks like shit