[ SECRET POST #2461 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2461 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #352.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[forgottenjester]

We specifically planned a LoTR secret for when we knew you wouldn't be here. Then all the LoTR fans went wild. Like a wild sex party, but with less sex and more words in Sindarin.

[fingalsanteater]

Shoot. I don't have have any opinions on LoTR, but I do hate to miss a good not quite sex party.

[forgottenjester]

Next time we'll plan it to exclude someone else.

[(Anonymous)]

Psh. Sindarin. I'll have you know that I, at least, was speaking Khuzdul. There would have been Iglishmek, but that doesn't work so well over the internet.

[forgottenjester]

My apologies. I'm just so bad with languages, you see. Maybe next time you can help me identify the difference. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Certainly. Though it's fairly easy. The short angry people who sound like they're chewing rocks, those'll be in Khuzdul. The tall pretty ones who sound vaguely like they're singing will be speaking Sindarin.

Alternately, the ones starting the brawl were probably speaking Khuzdul, and the ones who goaded them into it were almost definitely speaking Sindarin.

The ones selling the drinks and passing the pipeweed will have been speaking Westron.

[forgottenjester]

...This is the best explanation of the languages ever.

I love you.

[(Anonymous)]

;)

[(Anonymous)]

The glowing ones will probably speaking Quenya.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, yes, but who invites them to a party?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, if you don't, they invite themselves.

[(Anonymous)]

*grumbles* High and mighty so-and-sos ... Told you. Anyone speaking Elvish, they'll have gone and given themselves airs. Swanning around crashing other people's parties ...

[(Anonymous)]

Unless they're speaking Valarin. Does it sound like glittering and the clashing of swords?

And this won't be a real language orgy until someone brings in an Ent, who then spends the entire event saying hello to the host.

[(Anonymous)]

Good point. How much are they glowing? Do they start an argument (with each other if no one else is available)?

[greenvelvetcake]

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