[ SECRET POST #2469 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2469 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

Old people have sex too! /gasp

[(Anonymous)]

But only if they're attractive!

[kaijinscendre]

FUCK OLD UGLY PEOPLE! They need your love.

[(Anonymous)]

We're quite happy fucking each other, thank you. *wanders off to bone 67 year old husband*

[(Anonymous)]

I'm happy for you.

[forgottenjester]

Lies. You know once you grow old enough your genitals falls off.

[kaijinscendre]

The day your genitals fall off is always a stressful day for everyone involved. :C

[forgottenjester]

Yeah, but at least you no longer have periods if you're a girl.

[kaijinscendre]

But your boobs are down to your knees. :C

[forgottenjester]

Only on Wednesdays. I think it's a fair trade-off.

[kaijinscendre]

I did not know my boobs knew the days of the week. Already they are smarter than I.

[forgottenjester]

They're smarter than all of us. But don't let them know you know. You see they're trying to tak---kk-kkk-kkksssshhhhhh-

Your body is just miraculous and unknowable. Don't question it.

[kaijinscendre]

Miraculous. Unknowable. Sort of gross.

[(Anonymous)]

That is now going through my head in Cecil's voice, followed by "Welcome to Night Vale."

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, there was that person who wrote to Dan Savage a few weeks ago on behalf of her elderly mother - the mother being upset because her clit seemed to have disappeared.

[forgottenjester]

Things sag.