[ SECRET POST #2469 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2469 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/bTjnJO4.png?1?6448

[forgottenjester]

1. How young are you that that's old?

2. I'm so glad I've never had that problem. Mostly because I separate old people into individuals like everyone else. My parents being individuals who are put in my "nononofuckno" box.

[likeadeuce]

I was wondering about that too!

[forgottenjester]

...off topic but I like your name.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Given the "I can't stop accidentally picturing random people having sex," I'm guessing 14-19.

[forgottenjester]

Probably. I'm so glad I never had that problem either.

[(Anonymous)]

That used to happen to me when I was like 20-25.

[(Anonymous)]

Considering 24 year olds think that 25 is old, and then 29 year olds think that 30 is ancient...

It could be really any age, I think.

[forgottenjester]

They do? But it's just a year.

[littlestbirds]

Why would you not have be "okay" before?
Though personally I don't picture my hot young friends in sexual situations, let alone my parents. I guess my lack of imagination is a blessing...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm far more interested in reading about older/middle-aged couples than teenagers or twenty-somethings. All my favorite ships involve older characters. I love how different the dynamic tends to be.

[(Anonymous)]

YANA.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, same. They can have a longer backstory & all.

[kaijinscendre]

Old people have sex too! /gasp

[(Anonymous)]

But only if they're attractive!

[forgottenjester]

Lies. You know once you grow old enough your genitals falls off.

[elaminator]

Those two are not my definition of old... (I agree that they're cute, though!)

And older people enjoy sex too. If you aren't attracted to them alright, but...idk, there are some ridiculously hot 'old' people and I don't really understand that mindset. I don't tend to imagine people I know having sex though, but I read tons of smut for pairings I love even sometimes when I'm not particularly attracted to the individuals. And age has never entered it, really.

But everyone's different. Yay for more smut?

[diet_poison]

I personally do not find people who are more than a few years older than me attractive, and I strongly dislike many pairings with big age gaps. But I always assumed older people still had sex with each other, at least from time to time. (My parents were married for almost ten years when my sister was born, and I remember being told that Dad decided to get a vasectomy and being told what that meant. So I got the idea that you never really, you know, *stop*)

[(Anonymous)]

Are you really picturing them doing it, like in a drawn-out fantasy sequence, or is it more just that the thought that they DO have sex occurs to you and that makes you uncomfortable? If the former, that's unfortunate. If the latter, suck it up and deal. For all you know, your teachers are not only having sex, but are way into BDSM or role-play or who knows what. How's that for a mental image?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Its instances of the former that bother me the most. Sure Im all like HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE A FUFILLING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR SPOUSE but im still a little OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/aug/31/pure-ocd-the-naked-truth

[kamino_neko]

... Has somebody morphed a picture of Michael J Fox with one of young Ronald Reagan?

[segnung]

Michael J. Fox and Betsy Brandt are so fucking hot.

"doing the deed" makes me laugh every time

[(Anonymous)]

So fandom has taught you that it's okay too look at attractive people. And that you don't stop doing fun things when you get "old".

Did you know that older/middle aged people have hobbies too? And write smut and fanfiction and art? In fact if you're in fandom you've probably been looking at and reading smut and creations of old all along. Shock and awe!

[rbhudson]

Congrats on being sooooooo open-minded lol