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⌈ Secret Post #2469 ⌋

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I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[(Anonymous)]

I am really fucking tired of passive aggressive bullshit, F!S. I really did not need to open my email to find that, instead of replies from apartment listings I've contacted, there's one from the person I'm moving the fuck away from, with an attachment, and the preview phrase "This is what the sink looks like when no one washes the dish..."

I have been sick with Strep for A FUCKING MONTH. Hell, I went to the doctor on an empty stomach because when I went to grab an apple for SOMETHING remotely BRAT-diet to eat for breakfast she was all RAWR DON'T EAT THE APPLES I'M GOING TO EAT THEM and I just went FUCK IT I AM TOO SICK FOR AN ARGUMENT and I'm pretty sure everything left in my digestive system from the night before exploded in the doctor's office's patient bathroom. And then I had to have a penicillin shot IN THE ASS, F!S. BECAUSE MY DAY WAS AWESOME LIKE THAT.

You would think even if someone can't stop being an asshole, they can do math like "Extremely Sick Person + Nasty Infectious Disease + That Person Doing The Dishes I Eat With = OH GOD NO I DON'T WANT TO SHIT MY BED FOR THREE WEEKS".

FWIW, I haven't even been making new dirty dishes. Just rehashing the same bowl over and over for Bouillion and Rice.

Going to an apartment showing on Saturday, might be able to move it up to Friday. I'm really hoping I get the place so I don't have to live with this person anymore. Any advice for staying sane until then and/or not puking everywhere? (Pretty sure prospective landlords are not impressed by vomit. But I'm hoping I will be thoroughly Ass-Penicillin'd by then.)

Re: I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[(Anonymous)]

Oh anon. I feel you. I had a seizure on Friday, and I haven't been feeling awesome. At least one of my roommates knew this.

My other roommate brought over some people yesterday afternoon, cooked an entire meal with nearly every pot and pan we have, filled the sink with dishes-- and then just left them there.

Our apartment has cockroaches because of their cleaning habits. I let it sit til this morning, and then I decided seizure or no, I did not want to find cockroaches in my kitchen again. So I cleaned their dishes like the chump I am. :D

Re: I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[diet_poison]

Just a thought - if you have cockroaches, it may be indicative of a deeper problem than just dishes. They can go for long periods of time without food and are probably already established somewhere in the building. (Of course maybe they first came because of gross roommates...) Is it feasible to get it checked out with your landlord/landlady?

Anyway, using all the dishes and not washing them is obnoxious. >_____> Sucky roommates suck.

Re: I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[(Anonymous)]

Just keep your eye on the prize and remind yourself that once you move out, you don't have to deal with your roommate anymore! If you go to a showing and honestly think you might vomit, just tell the truth and explain that you are ill but you've been to the doctor and it's going to be okay. Dressing neatly will probably help if you are worried about giving a good impression.

Re: I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[diet_poison]

Definitely this. If you've taken an antibiotic, it will be gone in a couple days, anon.

Feel better and good luck!

Re: I needed to rant about Contextless Chore Assholery

[greenvelvetcake]

Kill two birds with one stone and puke in the offender's bed? Possibly take a picture and email it to them with the phrase, "This is what your bed looks like when you antagonize your roommate who has strep"?