[ SECRET POST #2477 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2477 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #354.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Let's write one!

[chardmonster]

Baby
You successfully delivered a Baby
And I am happy to report that
excessive vaginal stretching is usually a myth
But baby
if excessive vaginal stretching was
something to which you were subjected
I would still be happy to call you my byth



*BRIDGE*

BABY
I REALIZE THIS IS HETERONORMATIVE
AND POSSIBLY SHAMING THE CHILDFREE COMMUNITY
BUT I AM REALLY INTO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE MY
BABY HAVING BABY, BABY

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

*slow clap* Beautiful.

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

Yes because songs that aren't about you and your choices are shaming. I bet you think Mother's Day is there just to make you feel bad too. Get the fuck over yourself and I say that to 99% of the childfree community and JSW everywhere.

This is one of those numetal rap things

[chardmonster]

Baby
(You are actually a cat but)
Baby
(I can still put you in outfits and)
Baby
(You get me more points on reddit so)
Baby,
(I am happy with my life choices)

(ANON BUT SERIOUSLY what the hell is wrong with you did you run into some kind of angry protest at Babies R Us today)

Re: This is one of those numetal rap things

[(Anonymous)]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

Get the fuck over yourself, mama, and stop thinking that the lack of songs about you and your choices are shaming. And have a nice day!

Re: Let's write one!

[lynx]

*Spit-take all over the keyboard*

*Single manly tear*

This is pure poetry ;;b

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

You win the Best Comment Award.

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

You're my babymommy
And you ain't no commie
So you've won my everlovin heart...

YES! THE RAP PART

[chardmonster]

Yeah babymammagirl
You are my whole worl'
Keep usin' all your generative parts

Re: YES! THE RAP PART

[(Anonymous)]

oh god it keeps getting better xDDDD

*dies laughing*

Re: Let's write one!

[(Anonymous)]

I have been sitting in my room, in the dark, all day, disgusting and snotty and alone, and your comments in this thread have made me laugh so hard I choked.