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Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

Just wanted to put it out there. Seriously, any insiders/govt workers in DC with a better perspective.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

My take on it is still the Republicans cannot stand that an African American man made two terms in office, and are punishing the American people for voting Obama back in.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

That's my take on it.

Also that they think Obamacare might be a success and that's why they don't want it happening.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

Your critical thinking skills suck.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[tabaqui]

Pretty much this, particularly the solidified by six years of bigoted garbage, and then the 'protest' a couple days ago, led by Ted Cruz, where they called for the President to 'put down the Qur'an', 'get off his knees' and 'come out with his hands up'.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[intrigueing]

*inserts gif from 1776 of Feeny!John Adams*

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm; and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had THIS Congress!"

eeeeeeeee

[caecilia]

I love you.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[unicornherds]

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[mekkio]

Go back in time and see the Salem Witch Trails. The GOP is Betty Parris, Abigail Williams, Ann Putnam, Jr., and Elizabeth Hubbard, the girls who started that whole Salem Witch Trial mess. Those girls thought they were untouchable and went around claiming who and whom was a witch. People fell like dominoes. Like the girls, the Tea Party led-GOP have tasted the same sort of power and think of themselves as untouchable as well. They believe they can do anything and burn anyone they want. The sad part is the GOP have yet to meet their Governor Phips' wife.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

They have sat too long for any good they have been doing lately.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[caecilia]

It's shut down :(

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[fingalsanteater]

I can't wait for when I go back to work and then people yell at me for not getting their case worked quick enough. Because that shit is soooo gonna happen.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[dethtoll]

Tea party anarcho-capitalists got what they wanted.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[lynx]

Basically this.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[anonymouslyyours]

Okay I'm thinking the Republican's sexual repression has reached critical mass and they just cannot take having such a sexy, authoritarian black man not feed their constant demands for attention and this is the best way they know how to beg to get turned over Obama's knee for a good spanking.

Now can we turn this into a thread where everyone shares their best spanking tantrum .gifs?

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh Mr Obama, oooh!

Hello Republicans, I am here and my shirt also opened? Let's do it. And I will leave my health plan on. *GAZE*

Everywhere: Republicans orgasming, world peace progressing, it was amazing. End.

John Boehner Gets Spanked and Likes It: A Fanfiction

[fingalsanteater]

John Boehner stood in the Oval Office, knees trembling, tears pricking his eyes. This was it, he thought. The president's really had it now.

"John. Do you have something you want to tell me?" Obama's severe voice caused John's body to run hot with fear. Or, was that anticipation? Anger? He wasn't sure anymore. It sure as hell wasn't arousal. Nope. No sir-ee.

"Tell you, Mr. President?"

Obama huffed out a laugh and said, "Let's put an end to this little charade, shall we. I know exactly what you are doing."

John started to contradict him-to tell him no, there was no game. No secret agenda. But, the lies died in his throat when the President stood. In his hand he held a wooden paddle.

"Now," said Obama, smirking, "I've had just about enough of you and your house of unruly children. I'm normally not a believer in corporal punishment, but I think I can make an exception for those who try to destroy my America." He thwacked the paddle across his palm for effect.

John felt the effect in his pants.

"B-b-but, Mr. President! You can't do this! It's unconstitutional!"

"Bring it up with the Supreme Court, then."

Obama sat the paddle down on his desk. He stripped off his jacket and draped it across the back of his chair. Rolling up his sleeves, he gave John a wry smile before picking up the paddle again and motioning to come closer. John stood there dumbstruck and unable to work his legs or vocal cords.

"Come on, John. I don't have all day. I have 232 people to get to- at the very least."

John stepped forward, muscles propelling him unconsciously. His thoughts were a blur, but his mind seemed empty. Calm, almost. When his legs hit the desk, he bent over automatically, cheek resting on the cool wood surface.

Obama flipped the tail of John's jacket up over his back and then rested the paddle on the meatiest part of John's ass, getting a feel for where the blows should land.

Even though John felt Obama lift the paddle off his ass, the first strike still came as a surprise. Then there was the second. And the third, and then the realization that the Speaker of the House of Representatives was getting the spanking of his life in the Oval Office from the President of the United States set in. It swooped down his sternum and perched in his belly, it's talons piercing and drawing the blood that rushed straight to his groin.

Boehner started to moan as his cock filled, but his moan turned into a yelp as the twentieth blow came particularly hard. Pressing his swollen cock against the president's desk, John secretly reveled in the sting of the paddle on his ass and the president's stern tone as he counted.

At thirty-one, John felt his ass starting to burn unbearably. His cock surged in response to the pain and he almost came. Tears were streaming out of his eyes and he wasn't quite sure, but he may have been drooling a bit.

At thirty-five, John cried out loud enough to give Obama pause. His outburst tapered off into a whimper and Obama started up again, firmly thwacking him as he counted "Thirty-six."

John felt his knees start to give way, his upper body draped across the desk the only thing supporting him. His cock swelled uncomfortably against his fly and he wanted more than anything for Obama to reach around and free it. He imagined the President's long fingers taking him in hand and stroking, counting the strokes like he counted the strikes of the paddle on John's tender ass. Groaning embarrassingly, the tight heat in his belly roiled and John felt himself coming in his pants.

"Forty-two," Obama said with a finality to his tone. "And," he smacked John's ass again,"One more for good measure."

John stayed there, lain out over the desk for a few moments before straightening up. Turning his back to Obama, he wiped the drool and tears from his face with his jacket sleeve, straightened his suit (checking for obvious wet spots and suspicious white spots) and tried to steel himself to look the man in the face.

When John finally turned, that wry smile was back on Obama's face.

"So, you see, I know what you really want," Obama said, "and I just gave it to you." Obama settled back in to his chair with a casual, satisfied edge that rubbed John... some way. A way that made him burn from the roots of his hair to his toes, a way that made his throbbing ass tingle and his spent cock twitch.

But, John said nothing, did nothing, because he was good at saying nothing, doing nothing. He turned his back on the president and walked out of the Oval Office, ass burning from forty-two smacks with a wooden paddle.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[saku]

here's the thing w the republican party, in order for it to survive it's had to revert to really super-conservative stances. the party is focused primarily on keeping its extreme conservative demographic and appealing to them for votes, namely bc some of those votes would otherwise go to libertarian campaigners. with the super-conservatives holding most of the power within the party, and with the basic demographic within the party being older white men who are more prone to holding old-timey positions on political issues, they've more or less pushed moderate republicans away; some have gone to the democratic party, some to the libertarian/green parties or whatever, and a lot have gone independent. the republican party focuses more on conservatism than what it used to, so liberal or moderate republicans no longer really "belong." but that's the party's loss because they've ostracised much of their former voting pool.

most conservatives - and republicans in general - are staunch capitalists. they are already unwilling to cooperate with president obama, a black man with a funny sounding name, so when they pick apart the president's plans or ideas, they shrug off most of it and opt to focus on things they can easily misconstrue, or things that seem to be a threat to capitalism. republicans favour letting businesses make their own rules. with obamacare, the government gains more reach in distributing health care coverage, something republicans don't like (nor libertarians; keep in mind that, in addition to maintaining business rights, republicans and libertarians want as little government involvement as possible). not only that but it interferes with business power. so even though obamacare is seen by most americans as a good step, many republicans are looking past this and basically saying, "what about the businesses???" they would rather shut down the government than give poor people a health care option, all because of a principle that they're making sweeping generalisations of.

with this shutdown, we're all kind of hoping these are the republican party's beginning death throes. they've shown us, more clearly here than ever, that they care more for the polarity of their ideals than for the welfare of the american people. in this case, they're showing us that, to them, business rights and separation from federal interference is something that should happen all the time, 24/7, even if the federal government's involvement would be better for the country as a whole. they don't care about what's better anymore. they care about maintaining the notions of business rights, no matter the cost. overall it means they're missing the entire fucking point of being representatives, and the entire point of keeping the country's best interests at the foremost of their agenda.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

http://grist.org/politics/asymmetrical-polarization-the-lefts-gone-left-but-the-rights-gone-nuts/

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[lynx]

There was a huge thread on this barely yesterday, look it up. It's under the title "Obamacare".

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

This wasn't related to the shutdown, but the EBT system had a failure and all the caps were lifted on food stamps for a short time. You know what the foodstamps holders did? They raided Wal*mart, cleared shelves, spent thousands upon thousands of dollars on free food until their caps were put back. I wonder if they realize that foodstamps isn't a magical currency, and SOMEONE will have to pay for this shit.

I honestly would love it if their stamps were put into a negative balance until all the food they stole was paid back. That'd make them think twice about stealing again.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

Walmart was supposed to put a $50 cap on transactions while the system was down (this is what other businesses did) and declined to do so and they can write off the losses.

Do you have this much outrage when corporations take advantage of loopholes and other people's mistakes? Or do you save it all for the Poors trying to feed their families?

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer company.

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[(Anonymous)]

idk and i don't care. US government problems are minor compared to other countries

Re: Da fuq is going on with the US Government

[tamabonotchi]

I really just hope the next election time comes around people will have the sense to NOT vote for the same republicans that started this and have been the driving force to making Congress get jack-shit done.
They mad this bill threatens their ideals of capitalism (which really has gone to shit here among ruining everything else) and if the law stays some of the old white guys in the party will actually benefit and get healthcare.