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MAKE US CRINGE, FS

High school. White cotton shorts. Got my period first bell. Parents out of town, so, no way home until by bus in the afternoon.

Yeah...

When I was 11 my sister's friends told me we were going to go snipe hunting. I heard about the snipe hunting trick before (I think) but because I had seen actual snipes before, the trick didn't register. They lead me into woods and did the usual schtick. When I got home and my dad explained what happened, I cried. I got them back later but it was embarrassing at the time.

Oh yeah, and in the 4th grade I had to pretend marry one of the most unpopular kids in school in front of the whole 4th grade. :(

Edited 2013-10-17 23:35 (UTC)

I've done a lot of them. Can't really remember the worst one.

I mean, there's stuff like my early, completely clueless "save the trees" sort of activism.

If you're looking at more gross stuff, I have vomited in trash cans on highway parkings, and the odd flower bed.

Also, I once spent doing my hotel checking without noticing until later my underpants were showing. Bonus points: hotel was in India, so they mut have thoughts us westerners are nutty as hell.

I once wrote Duke Nukem/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover fanfic.

It's long gone now, thank Darkseid.

I threw a tantrum today. Like a legitimately uninhibited tantrum, uncontrollable shrieking and flailing and everything. It terrified my mother as she said I never even threw them as a toddler.

Right after that I had to get dressed, go to work, pretend I hadn't been wailing and crying and be in charge of people and I've been vaguely humiliated every time I had to sound responsible today.

ahh I feel ya.

I had a tantrum shriek fight with my mom in the Wendy's parking lot when I was about twenty. They didn't let me forget it afterwards for a while. Thankfully it wasn't near where I was living (we were traveling). We used to live in a small town and I had been informed that "people talk" in those towns. I probably would have given up on trying to find a job.

I think I would have exploded from sheer force of embarrassment if it had
happened in public omg. O.o

I'll remember to avoid being seen in public with my brother.

Man I've had those moments. One time I was so furious at my mom about something I ended up jumping up and down in the backyard yelling about how disrespected I felt. My parents are the only ones who can make me that angry.

Fortunately it was dark out and we're at the end of a quiet street and the only witness was the dog whose response was to ignore me and go poop.

My brother is the only one who can make me that angry and I do not say that lightly as it seems everyone in my life has tried to provoke me into insanity. He was also the only one who could get me to stop. And all he had to do was smirk.

I swear in that moment I can't tell if I felt more infuriated that I let him win some kind of victory or more righteously fratricidal. I think he knew it too because coincidentally tonight is the first time he's ever volunteered to take an extra shift at work.

I asked my mom's friend why her leg hairs were so long.

I was apparently 4.

I have no memory of this event ._.

Hahahahaha. I love kids.

Thank you? .3.

Definitely not THE most embarrassing thing, but when I was younger my mom left one of her false eyelashes on the counter of our bathroom. I walked in, saw it, freaked out and tried to kill it because I thought it was a spider.

Pretty embarrassing, but also hilarious!

I've done so many.

I think #1 would probably be the time I broke my toe* trying to kick a rooster that was attacking me. That was embarrassing and horribly painful.

There was also the time Mom told me to go get the mail after we'd had about 6 inches of snow, that was then covered by two inches of solid ice. We live on a hill*, our mail box is at the bottom of it. They had to throw me a rope. Mom laughed at me, and swore afterward she was just joking about it. I've never forgiven her for that.

And I know I've already mentioned the time I tried tasting Kool-aid liquid without diluting it. I'd like to remind everyone else to never do that.

*And possibly other things in my foot, my toes on that foot never did go back to bending correctly.

*I still live here next door to my parents.

wasn't paying attention while running and tripped...

ON A TREADMILL. WENT FLYING OFF AND HIT THE GROUND IN FRONT OF A PACKED GYM.

just bringing up this memory is truly painful to me. and people were coming over to see if I was okay and I was just like...please no please just pretend you didn't see just leave me here to die LMAO

worst part was that I wasn't even close to being done my workout so I had to get right back on that treadmill and bust my butt, all the while trying avoid the cautious glances of the people next to me. ugh!!

Uh... I concussed myself on my front door last year. XD Sadly, this is not the first door-related self-inflicted injury.

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