[ SECRET POST #2485 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2485 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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03.
[Twilight]


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04.
[Lana Del Rey / Marina and the Diamonds]


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05.
[Long Way Round, Long Way Down]


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06.
[Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]


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07.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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08.
[Pacific Rim]


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09.
[Game of Thrones]


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10.
[Captain Marvel]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #355.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear OP,

You are not a duckling. You did not "imprint" on anyone. Internet!infatuation guy is not your surrogate daddy. This is not a thing.

Kind regards,

Your Sanity

[(Anonymous)]

You clearly don't get the Twilight reference since you're talking about ducklings.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL.

[(Anonymous)]

Clearly. ;)



...or maybe I'm making a real-world reference to contrast the fantasy in OP's head. You choose.

[fingalsanteater]

No, obviously you think Taylor Lautner is a duck.

[(Anonymous)]

Well...I do think he can be my surrogate daddy. Does that count?

[fingalsanteater]

Is that a sex thing? Because I'm okay with that.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Well, in my case. Yes.

[riddian]

Now I want a fanfiction where Taylor Lautner is secretly a were-duck. Not sure whether to shake my fist frustratedly at you or not.

Curse of the Were-Duck

[fingalsanteater]

The only thing that can protect you from a were-duck attack is throwing bread peices to distract them. Taylor didn't know this.

[and I wrote a few more lines that sucked but I erased them. wish I had the time to flesh this out]

[lunabee34]

This would be the best True Blood/Twilight XOVER ever. Those were-possums out in Hot Shot finally meet their match when the were-duck rolls into town. "Quack Quack Arooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[forgottenjester]

That sounds scary because ducks are evil.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds it kind of scary, lol.

[forgottenjester]

You're not alone. You're never alone.

[akacat]

Now I'm imagining werewolves that quack. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

Being all superior is a lot more effective if you have the intellectual resources to back it up, anon.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG I can't. XDD

[(Anonymous)]

*applauds vigorously*

[thistlechaser]

I thought duck/ducklings as well. I'm even more glad I never read these books (like I needed more reasons?).