[ SECRET POST #2486 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2486 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[(Anonymous)]

Dirty talk. Pretty much all dirty talk. Mostly I just find it funny because I don't read pairings where I can picture anyone saying things like "I want your fat cock."

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[nightscale]

This is mine as well, I think I've read one or two fics where the dirty talk was actually alright but typically I'll skim most porn dialogue because it will make me laugh if I read it.

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[chardmonster]

I can totally picture Marceline doing that (and then laughing while floating, while Princess Bubblegum totally regrets her newest candymass construction).

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[cassandraoftroy]

Same here. I don't get what's sexy about dirty talk; usually it just comes across as vulgar (and awkward) to me, and I don't find vulgar sexy.

Relatedly, you know how in porn, there are basically three options for referring to genitals and the like (vulgar, clinical, purple-prose)? I usually find the "vulgar" route a turn-off. I can get by with "cock" most of the time, but I would much rather hear about a character's vagina -- or even her "throbbing, wet entrance" -- than her cunt.

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[(Anonymous)]

Oglaf's How to Talk Dirty (nsfw):

http://oglaf.com/talkdirty/

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[hlagol]

Ugh. Absolutely. Some asshole tried this shit with me (what I get for drunk one night stands, I guess) and I legit got that dick out of me ASAP and we had a 'come to jesus' talk about how that shit is the opposite of hot.