[ SECRET POST #2486 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2486 ⌋

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Comments

Re: 'Sexy' fic things that turn you right the hell off.

[(Anonymous)]

Baby. If you are not referring to an actual child (not involved in the sex either obviously, but, like, worried about conceiving one, "I just put the kids to bed," whatever) then it's probably the most common turnoff I have.
Other stuff like the words 'mewl' and 'suckle' gross me out too, but they're less common.

Sometimes I like the fic okay otherwise, like there was this really prolific author of borderline OOC fluffy smut in my main fandom, and I'd try and replace the word baby with some other endearment. Except a lot of the time the fic would end as babyfic happily-ever-after and suddenly the characters would be talking about "I'm having a sweetheart," or changing their lover's diaper, or whatever.
And it was weird. The author wrote actor crossover stuff, where different characters played by the same male actor were all paired with the same female character from my main fandom, and before the author dropped out of fandom every iteration of said female character called all these different guy characters with the same face and body "baby." But that female character? Has never called her canon love interest 'baby.' Ever. She calls her love interest a shortened version of his admittedly long and ridiculous name. He has called her "darling" and "sweetheart" and "beautiful," yes. But not 'baby.' It was like every version of the female character by this author had a verbal tic.
But then, after awhile all the male characters the author wrote were just variations on the author's ultra-submissive woobie fantasy fixated on one actor and the characters he plays, and only their names and backstories differentiated them from each other. Except their names didn't get used much, because they were mostly called 'baby.'