[ SECRET POST #2492 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2492 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 028 secrets from Secret Submission Post #356.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

you are not missing on much, no worries

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, only the first actually good superhero movies in approximately ever.

[ggc]

anon logged in now

I really, really don't see it

it was like Witty One-Liners: The Movie

[iceyred]

Don't lie. They weren't that witty.

It was more like Improbable Fight Scenes: The Movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Or, "Suspended Logic".

[iceyred]

Or Limited Character Development.

[(Anonymous)]

Or Undoing the Actual Character Development Of The Previous Films Because We Are In Love With The Idea Of "Cool".

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed at the one-liners and enjoyed the action.

[(Anonymous)]

Congratulations. That doesn't make it a good movie.

[(Anonymous)]

A movie's ability to entertain does not make it good?

Okay then.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you understand, anon? It's not high-art, so clearly it's not a good movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Its a superhero movie. Marvel superheroes are KNOWN for bad one-liners. Wtf did you think you'd be watching?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. The only really good part of the movie was the big fight scene at the end. Good? Nah.

[i_paint_the_sky]

Because Nolan's Batman trilogy doesn't exist. Yep.

[(Anonymous)]

it exists. only one of the movies in it even approached good.

[bringreligiontothewamwams]

Only one if its movies was rated as good, but that was just because one of the stars died after making it so it got extra kudos.

The Nolan-verse Bat series were:
Movie One: Yet Another Origin Story For People Who Lived Under A Rock For Five Decades.
Movie Two: The One Where the Gibbering Guy Died So We've Got To Say It IS Good.
Movie Three: The One That Made You Wish You had The Schumacher Bat-Nipples Back Because It Was Less Of A Confused Mess.
Movie Four: The One Which Made you Ask "Wait, Why is Batman Flying Now?".

[(Anonymous)]

are you drunk? Avengers was so generic I can barely remember anything that happened in it

[(Anonymous)]

Were you drunk when you watched it, maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

boo fucking hoo, it was boring

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just saying your memory loss concerns me, anon.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. And I'm a Joss Whedon fan, but I just don't give a fuck about the Avengers movie or the SHIELD show. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. turned out to be a particular disappointment since I had really hoped that my preference for TV over movies would shake me out of my apathy. The only one I give a shit about on that show is Ming-Na. Everyone else is so plastic.

[bringreligiontothewamwams]

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD otherwise known as "Paid for by the NSA to explain why mass surveillance and indefinite detention without trial is actually a cool thing" and sponsored by The Campaign to bring back Fridging (because holy hannah, Skye needs to be fridged but good).