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⌈ Secret Post #2492 ⌋

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Re: CANDY THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Best: Junior mints or yorks, peanut butter cups, kit-kats, chocolate tootsie rolls, milk duds, and heath bars. Anything chocolate with a good nut content. Nutter butters.
One guy always gave out noise-makers like whistles or horns, but only if he deemed your costume worthy. Everyone who got one tooted the HELL out of them to make the other kids burn with serious costume envy.

Worst: almond joy, nerds, starburst (well, it got me trading power with kids that liked them, so ok), and fucking candy corn. Beyond candy, anything an adult should realize cannot be reasonably consumed on spot or carried in a bag, like candied or caramel apples (nightmarish mess!) soda (because it's heavy, not candy, and is guaranteed to burst on someone's costume before the end of the night); cough drops (seriously think somebody ran out and was hoping it was too dark for people to notice); pencils, toothbrushes or toothpaste, twizzlers of any kind (they are even worse than non-candy because they LURK waiting for you to forget how horrid they are and try to eat them),.

Runner Up for Most Bizarre: Some lady one year handed out orange lipstick attached to an add for her makeup business. It looked very orange. But it went on practically colorless. I doubt her business took off.

Award for Most Bizarre: Accidentally rang the frat house's doorbell not realizing what it was. Some clearly INCREDIBLY drunk guy answered, and freaked the hell out because apparently he'd completely forgotten it was Halloween. He insisted we wait while he stumbled back into the party yelling "GUYS! guuuuys! You have to see- we have - TRICK OR TREATERS! Guys! Does anybody have any caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy?" We were just trying to scramble off when he practically fell back onto the porch and handed us a plate of cookies and a bowl of snack mix and insisted we take all of it.

Clearly, I have put way too much nostalgic thought to this and should get myself back to a country which celebrates Halloween ASAP.