[ SECRET POST #2493 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2493 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #356.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

straight people's tears

[(Anonymous)]

people tears

[(Anonymous)]

purple people eater

[(Anonymous)]

Just for you anon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx47qrH1GRs

[(Anonymous)]

yellow polka dot bikini

[(Anonymous)]

alligator in the elevator

[(Anonymous)]

the frogs keep hopping on

[(Anonymous)]

and the duck came back the very next day!

[(Anonymous)]

and along came Herman the Worm!

[(Anonymous)]

whoops said the flea, there's a horse on me!

[(Anonymous)]

there was an old woman who swallowed a horse... she's dead, of course

woah grimdark

[chardmonster]

will always be more interesting than yours

[(Anonymous)]

And also more nutritious! Make sure you drink 8 cups of them a day.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget to add in extra cishet for extra nutrition!

[iggy]

lol I'm not straight and most of my ships are het.

(this is mainly because most of the time if I ship, I ship canon or at least 'doesn't break up canon' though.)

[(Anonymous)]

Lol. Yeah, sure, straight people like het, queer people like slash. Keep telling yourself that, dear.

Straight girls ship m/m pairings for the same reason straight men watch "lesbian" porn: more of the bits they like, and less of the bits they don't like. Which is fine, but has absolutely nothing to with lgbt rights or queer representation, as slashers so often like to pretend.

[lex_antonia]

Yes. This queer woman prefers her porn with pussy, please.

[arcadiaego]

Why do queer people who like slash like it, out of interest? (I always like being told why I do things.)