[ SECRET POST #2494 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2494 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Noel Fielding, formerly of The Mighty Boosh]


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[American Horror Story: Coven]


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[Once Upon A Time]


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[The Caves of Steel]


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[Steam Powered Giraffe]


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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
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Comments

What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. What the fuck is this word that keeps showing all over the shop?

What does it mean, and what deranged mind created it?

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

Bending over and waggling your ass jerkily to and fro.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

well that just raises further questions.

1. Am I really getting that old? Because when I was a young'un we called it booty shaking.

2. How did we get "Twerk"? I mean... it's just.

3. Why? Just... Why? I mean... it's ridiculous.

I think I need to lie down.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[darkmanifest]

It's still booty-shakin' (also known as "booty poppin'"), only mainstream culture (i.e. white people) decided it needed a new name. And no, I don't know why.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[chardmonster]

Tell that to Lady.

http://vimeo.com/21985016

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[darkmanifest]

Oh, god. Black people came up with that stupid term? Fuck my life.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[diet_poison]

I'm pretty sure "twerk" has the added connotation that you're doing it with said booty pressed up against someone else's crotch. I could be wrong, but that was how it was used when I was in high school and how I still see it used now.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[darkmanifest]

Huh, most crotch-to-ass (or crotch-to-crotch) dancing usually fell under the umbrella of "grinding" when I was coming up. But I could be wrong, I wasn't exactly the person people discussed these things with as a matter of course.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[diet_poison]

Hm, I heard "grinding" a bit too, moreso when I was younger. Maybe "grinding" refers specifically do what the person in the back is doing.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

People shaking their booty so it jiggles a lot but they don't actually move the booty around that much.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[fingalsanteater]

Wow. Did you time travel from six months ago?

But, yeah, what the people above me said.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I've been trying to figure out what it means for six months too, Context suggested it was some weird new dance move. Then I saw it was just a blatant repeat of Madonna's choreography ca. 1989.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

please watch this short, informative educational video which should clear up any confusion you might have on the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cT6SwFIHA

and more traditional version

[insanenoodlyguy]

your video wasn't as pleasing to the patriarchy

http://youtu.be/jPhYRtK0fBU

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

Google is your friend.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

But would you really want twerking in your search history?

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[fingalsanteater]

Seriously? It's just people shaking their clothed asses? It's not like it's the equivalent of searching "erotic cannibalism" or "Sportacus porn."

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[tabaqui]

SPORTACUS PORN.
*snorfle*

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[fingalsanteater]

I was watching Lazytown for the first time the other day and, sorry, but Sportacus is hot. And I ship him with Robbie.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[tabaqui]

He totally is. Frankly, i ship Sportacus and Stephanie. AND Sportacus and Robbie. Heee. My daughter used to watch that show and i thought it was cute as hell. Plus, you know - extremely fit guy bouncing all over the place in skin-tight...tights?

Yes, please!

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[caecilia]

omg you didn't tell me you had never seen it before omg that's so cute

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[cloud_riven]

You can always erase that history and feel good about yourself.

Or keep it in there and be proud of your internet decisions >:)

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[caecilia]

there's also incognito mode, which doesn't store history. I believe all browsers have some version of it.

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

+1000

Re: What the bloody fuck is Twerking

[(Anonymous)]

From what I've seen, it's an american dance where you shake your butt really fast

That's all I know really. dance fads come and go