[ SECRET POST #2498 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2498 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.


__________________________________________________



08.


__________________________________________________



09.


__________________________________________________



10.















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 053 secrets from Secret Submission Post #357.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

(frozen comment) Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[insanenoodlyguy]

YOU LOVE ME. YOU ALL LOVE ME!

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

What'd be hilarious is if no one was talking about you at all, but all your ego saw was furtive whispering of "I hate noodles" where there was nothing of the sort.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[insanenoodlyguy]

...

...

...

NAH IT'S ME

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

I wish anon wouldn't have confirmed it. It would've made this thread so much better if they were like "Wasn't talking about you, actually. You fly below my radar for the most part."

YOUR GLEE AND REVELRY WOULD'VE BEEN FOR NOTHING BECAUSE ANON DIDN'T EVEN CARE.

I'm just so disappointed that no one played you that way.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, I'll intentionally vague blog about noodles next time around and vehemently deny it if anyone guesses.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[insanenoodlyguy]

Don't you get it? I don't need everybody to know. I KNOW. Also, probably Chard.

AND YOU JUST MADE IT SO EVEN IF SOMEBODY REALLY ISN'T, IT'LL STILL BE ABOUT ME!

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

What if they pretended they had no idea who you are? It's not you can tell they are lying.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

Don't make it too vague. Like, just enough info for us to be 60% sure you are talking about him, but then deny it so we are left second guessing. And never let him know it's about him.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

I DO LOVE YOU NOODLY!

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[insanenoodlyguy]

*HUGS*

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

God damnit.

I laughed.

AND YEAH WE DO LOVE YOU NOODLES!!!

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[insanenoodlyguy]

I LOVE YOU TOO!

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

We all love you so much we can't wait to dance on your grave in loving celebration

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[chardmonster]

Dude that would be the best funeral ever

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[leikomgwtfbbq]

When I die, I'm going to demand that everybody do the Safety Dance around my grave.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[iceyred]

Nah, chicken dance. I'm puttin' that madness in my will.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

Hokey pokey. On roller skates.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[leikomgwtfbbq]

"In order to inherit my vast wealth we must have a disco competition at the roller rink, winner take all"

And then they find out that my vast wealth was my friends and everyone becomes friends and it's like a shitty 80s movie.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

for what it's worth, I like you more than the other troll users, I think your offensive stuff is too obviously trolly to be taken seriously and you make the community more fun. :)

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[diet_poison]

Who are the other confirmed troll users, besides Chard and that new one, Brings something or other?

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

Are there really other users besides chard and noodles that are known as troll users though?

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

bringreligiontothewhimwhams, i think

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[fingalsanteater]

Oh yeah. They're pretty new too, huh.

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[chardmonster]

Is he a troll, though? Or is he more like my early I-strongly-disagree-on-this-subject-but-why-is-everyone-so-mad situation?

(frozen comment) Re: Man everybody's talking about me tonight

[(Anonymous)]

What a terrible shoop.