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[ SECRET POST #2511 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2511 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[The Hobbit]
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[The Fly 1986]
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[Slightly Damned]
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[Game Of Thrones]
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[DC Comics]
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[NCIS]
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[Roosterteeth]
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[Mass Effect]
[Art: The Shepard Siblings, by bigcman321]
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[Easy A]
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[Sleepy Hollow]
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[Sir David Attenborough]
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[New Tricks]
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[Hannibal (NBC)]
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 078 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
The second one hints at "Muh special snowflake"
The third one screams "Muh special snowflake"
Translations!
Beth Chapel [isn't not attracted to people because of their gender] [would rather eat cake than fuck] and Yolanda Montez [wears whatever she pleases and doesn't mind being called sir or ma'am] [also isn't not attracted to people because of their gender, but this time we're talking attraction in one's pants, not in one's mind or eye]. [They date in such a way that "cheating" isn't cheating, it's just how things work] once leaving Infinity Inc.
Tim Drake [is attracted to dudes and also to chicks] [doesn't want to get between the sheets] [was born with girly bits]. [Cliche fetishisation of trans men and their smallclothes, because that's what tumblr does (and Gondremark uses the word "smallclothes" because it's so much cooler than "undershirt" or even "unmentionables")].
The salient part: Ace is short for asexual. It's a real orientation, don't let the bonzos fool you.
Fun with square brackets!
Re: Translations!
(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Translations!
(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Translations!
(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Translations!
Here's another, off the top of my head:
Sherlock is [really tall and has hair, which he wears longer that was socially acceptable in the 1950s, which is OK because it isn't the 1950s anymore] [he lives in a house, with numbers on the door]. Watson [is often seen typing with a pen in his hand] [tends to answer the door when the doorbell rings]. They both live in the same house, which is unsurprising since they are housemates and that's what being housemates means.
Re: Translations!
Bob [is only attracted to women] and [enjoys a bit of sexytimes]. Alice [is totally attracted to guys, especially Bob] [really likes sexytimes]. they [get married and think about having kids, but then divorce amicably when it turns out Alice wants eighteen kids and Bob only wants fourteen.]
Alice [is a woman, looks like a woman, has always had girly bits] [is attracted to other women!], Bob [exists, and is also a woman]. [They don't date, because Bob is happily married to Chuck Norris and Alice respects that].
Re: Translations!
(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)+1
(Anonymous) 2013-11-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)