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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-11-17 04:01 pm

[ SECRET POST #2511 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2511 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Hobbit]


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03.
[The Fly 1986]


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04.
[Slightly Damned]


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05.
[Game Of Thrones]


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06.
[DC Comics]


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07.
[NCIS]


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08.
[Roosterteeth]


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09.
[Mass Effect]
[Art: The Shepard Siblings, by bigcman321]


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10.
[Easy A]


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11.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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12.
[Sir David Attenborough]


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13.
[New Tricks]


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14.
[Hannibal (NBC)]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 078 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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Translations!

[personal profile] gondremark 2013-11-17 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Joey Wilson [doesn't definte himself all that much by his gender] and [isn't into doing the nasty at all] Raven is [picky about who she dates] [isn't really into doing the nasty]. [They date without doing the nasty] during their time in the New Teen Titans.

Beth Chapel [isn't not attracted to people because of their gender] [would rather eat cake than fuck] and Yolanda Montez [wears whatever she pleases and doesn't mind being called sir or ma'am] [also isn't not attracted to people because of their gender, but this time we're talking attraction in one's pants, not in one's mind or eye]. [They date in such a way that "cheating" isn't cheating, it's just how things work] once leaving Infinity Inc.

Tim Drake [is attracted to dudes and also to chicks] [doesn't want to get between the sheets] [was born with girly bits]. [Cliche fetishisation of trans men and their smallclothes, because that's what tumblr does (and Gondremark uses the word "smallclothes" because it's so much cooler than "undershirt" or even "unmentionables")].

The salient part: Ace is short for asexual. It's a real orientation, don't let the bonzos fool you.
Fun with square brackets!

Re: Translations!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I like "smallclothes." It conjures images of teeny, tiny panties.

Re: Translations!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Re: Translations!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
These all sound mind-numbingly dull.
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Re: Translations!

[personal profile] gondremark 2013-11-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
They sound dull because they aren't stories or interactions, they're just adjectives.

Here's another, off the top of my head:
Sherlock is [really tall and has hair, which he wears longer that was socially acceptable in the 1950s, which is OK because it isn't the 1950s anymore] [he lives in a house, with numbers on the door]. Watson [is often seen typing with a pen in his hand] [tends to answer the door when the doorbell rings]. They both live in the same house, which is unsurprising since they are housemates and that's what being housemates means.
Edited 2013-11-18 21:09 (UTC)
gondremark: (Default)

Re: Translations!

[personal profile] gondremark 2013-11-17 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's put them into a bit of context.

Bob [is only attracted to women] and [enjoys a bit of sexytimes]. Alice [is totally attracted to guys, especially Bob] [really likes sexytimes]. they [get married and think about having kids, but then divorce amicably when it turns out Alice wants eighteen kids and Bob only wants fourteen.]

Alice [is a woman, looks like a woman, has always had girly bits] [is attracted to other women!], Bob [exists, and is also a woman]. [They don't date, because Bob is happily married to Chuck Norris and Alice respects that].

Re: Translations!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd better respect that, I don't want to think about what Chuck would do if she didn't.

+1

(Anonymous) 2013-11-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
loool, I applaud you :D