fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2511 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2511 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Hobbit]

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[The Fly 1986]

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[Slightly Damned]

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[Game Of Thrones]

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[DC Comics]

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[NCIS]

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[Roosterteeth]

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[Mass Effect]
[Art: The Shepard Siblings, by bigcman321]

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[Easy A]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Sir David Attenborough]

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[New Tricks]

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[Hannibal (NBC)]

Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 078 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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On day Hobbit John got an egg from a special "friend" of his. Naturally he supposed it to be an advanced sex toy (judging by the size and texture etc.), so he secured a gallon of extra slippery lube before he locked his round door and rubber-sheeted his cozy round bed. Anticipation had worked its magic on his (pretty experienced, to be fair) sphincter all day, so when he proceeded to insert the thing, there wasn't much resistance to be found. John; thus content, sighed and moaned a little and relaxed around the intrusion. He wasn't planning to fall asleep that way, far from it, yet he was badly started by a loud cracking noise, a funny and wholly novel feeling in his innards - and most disturbingly of all - a high pitched, yet velvety voice calling out behind him: "Rawr?" (clearly meaning: Mommy?)

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I find this less aggravating than most mpreg but what the fuck where did you get this shit

My fandom shaped/hurt imagination. Coming across fluff like the secret above, it immediately starts producing the negation, in an effort to regain equilibrium. Brain <3!

why would you post such a thing

what the hell did i just read

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