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⌈ Secret Post #2511 ⌋

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[The Hobbit]

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[The Fly 1986]

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[Slightly Damned]

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[Game Of Thrones]

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[DC Comics]

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[NCIS]

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[Roosterteeth]

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[Mass Effect]
[Art: The Shepard Siblings, by bigcman321]

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[Easy A]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Sir David Attenborough]

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[New Tricks]

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[Hannibal (NBC)]

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It's only okay for the short guy in porn/doujin/fic to top if the tall guy still maintains control.

Anything else is just instant turnoff.

Manlets stop pushing your fucked up beliefs on us.

lol you should go duke it out with the SNK anon from above complaining about excessive application of the Height Rule XD

That's what triggered my rant, had half a mind to stick it up there, but went for a more general rant.

//snk anon come to argue

I don't know why short guys shouldn't get in on the topping action. At least from a porn-watching perspective (which has no connection to RL and people's preferences, they can do whatever they want) I find short guys topping tall ones so much more visually interesting.

(and in snk specifically, Levi's a little powerhouse, and maybe I just want to see Erwin on his knees okay)

Becaues it makes bianon's penis limp. That's why!

"I find short guys topping tall ones so much more visually interesting" This so much.

Re: As a bi man I,

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Fuck that. short guys got something to prove. Sometimes it's proving you love taking the cock, Goliath.

I'm so sorry, I'm just laughing helplessly at "manlets."

Yes.

Tall mans burden.

As much as you may like, you never get to be the kawaii uguu uke, it'd be a violation of the natural order.

I'm pouty and frowny because your subject line doesn't add up with the first sentence of your comment. Other than that, I agree.

Yes, that bothered me as well. :(

Bisexual men are terrible at grammar. It's a well-known fact.

What if both guys are the same height?

Only 69ing is allowed in that case.

lol I'm on board with that

they cancel each other out and they are barred from having intercourse

nooooo!

Then the fight begins! (kinda hot)

Fall back on age and/or hair colour to decide.

And if that fails too, it's amount of body hair next and finally hours since last grooming (less-groomed tops).

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I agree in 99% of cases.

And then there's Reiner/Bertolt.

I don't really get why you being a man or bi has anything to do with your wacky issues with height and control issues in the bedroom.

kink=/=issues jsyk

Yup. I do know that. Still say OP has issues.

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It's a lovely sunny day and my housemate is being a giant moping cloud of doom around the house, she even complained that I only walked HER dog for 45 minutes. Pardon me for trying to help out but I got shit to organise I can't walk YOUR dog for a few hours. I'm only here until my friend texts me that she's on the way, then I'm hightailing it out of here