[ SECRET POST #2518 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2518 ⌋

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Comments

Re: MRAs

[anonymouslyyours]

I am grateful that some unpleasant men have been kind enough to create a handy identifier for themselves to save me time.

The list of people I would get rid of if I had the power and sudden lack of moral queasiness doesn't actually include MRAs but I'm confident they'd be a happy collateral damage.

Guitar chords. They would all turn into rocking guitar solos. Every time an MRA opened his mouth to say something incredibly ironically stupid a bright multicolored beam of light would descend from the heavens with Robert Johnson cradling his guitar astride it. As he gently fluttered to the earth he would strum his guitar once, the sound completely infecting the MRA's very soul and converting him into the opening chords of a completely original blues solo that Robert Johnson would ascend back into the heavens upon before imparting one finally wisely comforting "Hmmm-uhm".

Not that I've given it a lot of thought or anything.