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⌈ Secret Post #2533 ⌋

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You know -- like when the physical description of a character is pretty sparse or subjective, but your personal image of them is as hot as fits in the bounds of their description?

All of them. Just because if I am going to read fanfiction about them (especially sexaul stuff), I want to imagine hot people. I also tend to not look back at characters in older fandoms so that I can remember them as hot as possible.

Probably all of them? Everything I imagine tends to fit my aesthetic. Even ugly people are ugly in a way that I think is cool.

I don't remember what The Hunger Games says about Gale but I picture him way hotter (to me) than Liam Hemsworth.

I dunno, I can't remember canon descriptions of characters. Like young Sirius Black, definitely hot. But I have no idea what the books say about him.

If I like a character I tend to picture them as at least aesthetically attractive. Honestly I'm a little put off by books that make a point of describing the protagonist as plain or unattractive (though I'm more put off by books that overemphasize the protagonist's beauty) because I'm not really interested in that level of realism. Maybe that makes me a superficial reader, I don't much care.

Me too re Gale. Liam Hemsworth is a cutie, but just nowhere near as swoonworthy as I pictured Gale. I thought of him as more of a Henry Cavill type.

Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

inkdust - 2013-12-10 01:37 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

(Anonymous) - 2013-12-10 03:00 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

inkdust - 2013-12-10 03:17 (UTC) - Expand

Aziraphale.

Aziraphale as "hot", in the older, pudgy professor you wouldn't mind banging and makes you wonder if you have daddy issues of some sort type, not Aziraphale the sexy angel stud

Still more attractive than a bit of fanart depicts him as though

Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

greenvelvetcake - 2013-12-10 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

The guys in Chronicles of Narnia.

Was Jon Snow ever stated to be hot? Because I assume he's hot.

Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn grew up to be smoking.

I don't think Robin Hood ever got a good description, but in my head he is sex on two feet.

Oh, Caspian. Robin Hood is sexiest fox that ever did live. Literal fox.

Mmm in the Robin Hood canon I always picture Will Scarlett as ridiculously hot. Which is really part of his character as a dandy, but still. Smokin'.

Seconding Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry. Cleverness somehow always equals insanely attractive dreamworks face or whatever in my mind.

Sherlock Holmes. I blame the Watson-O-Vision.

Also Watson, but from various hints and some of Holmes's teasing, it's rather likely that he actually WAS hot.

Bertie Wooster. There's a lot of women out there trying to marry him.

THIS. It can't possibly be his brains.

Hmm...I'm not sure if I do this or not, but I do recall that me and my friend once had an IM conversation where we decided that part of the reason Sherlock Holmes liked Watson to come along with him everywhere was because he was a seriously fine piece of ass and accidentally distracted villains when they were trying to lie to Holmes.

Bertie Wooster, of course!

Yup. In my headcanon, Bertie was a sweet, dumb, and eyepoppingly gorgeous piece of ass that Jeeves had to constantly rescue from the rapey claws of besotted leering lust-crazed women.

That's half the reason I ship them. In a...um...not too serious way...

Meyer Landsman is never described beyond "tall and thin" and presumably Ashkenazim. As such, in my imagination he is basically Adrien Brody. Who I find hot, but I know others do not.

You know what they say about guys with huge noses...

Silver, from The Silver Metal Lover, but, you know, designed sex robot, he'd better be smokin'.

Dennis, the ghost in Cordelia's apartment in Angel.

Totally agreed with everyone who said the Pevensie kids and Caspian from Narnia. I figure as many suitors as Susan had, she had to be absolutely gorgeous.

Also agree with Robin Hood. Actually, all of the Merry Men are pretty hot, in my head (it didn't hurt that Robin of Sherwood had really nice actors playing the parts, either, but I've loved Robin since the '60's).

Saint-Germain (from the chronicles of the same name).

Silver, from The Silver Metal Lover
Oh my god someone else knows about that book.

Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

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Re: Book characters you like to picture as hot (even if they were never explicitly described as hot)

loracarol - 2013-12-10 22:50 (UTC) - Expand

Most of them, I guess. Even ones described as unattractive, like Dirk in Arrows of the Queen (just started reading so idek the rest of the series) I think must be fairly attractive but just in an unconventional way.

Howl from the Howl's Moving Castle book. He's actually supposed to be vaguely plain without all his magical cosmetics, but the movie's design combined with Christian Bale's voice has convinced me he is hooooot, even if unconventionally so.

Alex from A Clockwork Orange; I can't watch the movie because I find the actor ugly. shallow but it really does bother me, so.

Ranger from the Stephanie Plum books.

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