[ SECRET POST #2533 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2533 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 053 secrets from Secret Submission Post #362.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[elaminator]

sighhh

Well, IMO you chose an awful picture to show how unattractive he is. (Not that I think he's the most beautiful man on the planet, but he can be quite striking at certain angles, and he definitely looks better in motion. This is not a bad pic.)

It would be nice to have a Benedict secret that wasn't about his appearance, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure there have also been secrets about how he has a funny name, if that helps (probably not).

[elaminator]

Haha, I actually don't mind those as much because they don't seem as mean spirited. Plus, some of them are actually funny! (Or maybe that's just my stupid sense of humor.)

A secret about his personality or actual acting ability would be wonderful.

[diet_poison]

Nope, they're definitely funny. My tendency to refer to him as "Bennydick" came about from one of those.

[gondremark]

Blunderbuss Carpark
Butterbuns Cabbagepatch
Bandersnatch Cucumberhat

What Tumblr does to this guy's name is possibly the best thing tumblr has ever done to anything ever. Not that that's saying much.

[diet_poison]

Bennydick Cucumberbunch just sticks in my head.

I really really like "Butterbuns Cabbagepatch" too hahaha.

[elaminator]

Blunderbuss Carpark

Blunderbuss, omg. Thank you for that. (Though Butterbuns is inspired as well.)

[elaminator]

I personally like Benadryl Cucumberbatch.

[(Anonymous)]

people have to prove how edgy they are by liking a dog-faced actor and being in love with 'his true essence'.

...or something.

[elaminator]

Tastes vary a lot. What's perfect or desirable to one person is boring and unappealing to another. I would never describe anyone as dog-faced because that's harsh, but I don't see what's so outstanding about Benedict's looks. He's got unique features, I do agree with that, but the way people go on and on about them you would expect him to look like an alien. (And yes I've seen people say just that, but I don't see it.)

'His true essence' just sounds like you're talking about his semen. While I'm sure many people would enjoy 'his true essence', this just makes me uncomfortable.

[(Anonymous)]

I read "his true essence" and immediately thought of perfume/cologne and bad commercials

Then I read your response and now I'm uncomfortable.

[elaminator]

I read "his true essence" and immediately thought of perfume/cologne and bad commercials

Well, this probably says more about me than you. That said, a perfume smelling like Benedict's semen would be a MASSIVE hit!