[ SECRET POST #2533 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2533 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/V4Rl8G9.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

You're right, it is childish, rude, silly, and overdone.

Was that your intention?

[fauxkaren]

I can't decide if my favorite Benedict insult is "ugly baby from a Renaissance painting" or "middle stage of an Animorphs cover".

[(Anonymous)]

Me too. I'm sure he's perfectly nice, but I'll never stop being astonished by his boundless reserves of unending ugliness.

[queerwolf]

I really like his mouth in this picture. That's all I have to say.

[fingalsanteater]

He's striking in strangely beautiful way, imo. I think he's interesting to look at, at the very least. And, I'll take interesting over just pretty any day.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really find him ugly, just really weird looking. Which is actually a good thing for me, as I have a lot of trouble telling faces apart, so actors with unusual looks make movie/tv plots easier for me to understand and save me embarrassment.

But it is annoying when people say they are so glad someone with unusual looks can get roles/be seen as attractive! And maybe the tv/movie industry is becoming less shallow! Yeah, right - there are loads of ugly or plain actors out there, and people don't seem to care or even find them attractive. Their looks just aren't weird enough for anyone to call attention to them.

[intrigueing]

I dunno. He has this odd ability to look hideous in some angles and expressions, and amazing in others. It's strange.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like the only person who isn't insanely attracted to him, nor finds him that bad looking. I certainly don't mind him, even though I'm not his biggest fan. It's like I'm violating some universal rule, that states you can only adore or loathe this guy

[(Anonymous)]

When will "I think such and such actor is ugly lol" tread into n!s territory?

[(Anonymous)]

he's british, he's allowed to look like that, so what's your deal

[(Anonymous)]

PISS OFF

This is your opinion, it is not a fact.

You're wrong, IMO. He's gorgeous.

And, JFC, I am sick and tired of hearing about how ugly people think he is.

[(Anonymous)]

I only find him ugly in certain brief shots/scenes. Like the multi-chinned meltdown of doom by the fireplace in Hounds.

Usually, he's not exactly pretty, but definitely striking.

Secret 7 - Benedict Cumberbatch

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch, of "Sherlock" fame. He has light skin, short, wavy dark brown hair, gray eyes, and is wearing a gray coat and a dark blue scarf. He is frowning at something off-screen.]

I know it's childish, and rude, and silly, and way, way, way overdone, but I can't help it -- every time I see him, I am gobsmacked all over again at just how hideous he is in every possible way.

[diet_poison]

I don't get this. Bennydick (I'm sorry I love that name too much not to use it) isn't attractive to me, but then neither are 95% of all the "oooh so pretty!" actors out there. He is a bit odd-looking, but really it's because he looks different from the typical face-type for a pretty white guy as featured in the media. He doesn't actually look that weird as people in general go. I'm not sure why everyone shits themselves all the time about how ~gross~ he is.

[elaminator]

sighhh

Well, IMO you chose an awful picture to show how unattractive he is. (Not that I think he's the most beautiful man on the planet, but he can be quite striking at certain angles, and he definitely looks better in motion. This is not a bad pic.)

It would be nice to have a Benedict secret that wasn't about his appearance, tbh.

[nan]

Someone said he always looks like he has a head cold and I can agree with that. Why so puffy, Mr. Cumberbatch?

[(Anonymous)]

There pictures and angles where he sort of looks attractive to me, and his styling in Star Trek was pretty flattering, but generally, yeah, I agree. I don't understand how a vast number of people have convinced themselves this man is sexy, aside from the voice his entire demeanor is really off-putting to me.

Also I'm kinda gleeful a male actor is getting his OMG WHAT A FUGZ scrutinizing treatment for a change.

[tei]

Really? Every possible way? Does he eat babies for breakfast and walk around with blood dripping down his chin, or what? As far as I can tell he just has a slightly odd-looking face.

[(Anonymous)]

Listen to him talk and he becomes sexy. lol He isn't even my fave actor. He was hot as Khan in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

[logicbutton]

Dark hair is a bad look for Bendandsnap Calldispatch. It washes out his eyebrows, and eyebrows are what keep humans from looking creepy.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't this getting old yet? Someone thinks Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly/has a dumb name/is terrible, how unique. It should be its own failbar at this point.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't hate this guy at all, but I like the whole curdled milk oppa meme. Right now I'm enjoying the mean jokes a lot more since he has pretty much taken over the Hobbit media coverage.

[(Anonymous)]

The American (among others) fangirl fetishization of the British accent is completely tiresome.

[(Anonymous)]

Idgi. He's just an actor. Does he really inspire this much tepid nastiness?