[ SECRET POST #2540 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2540 ⌋

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Comments

I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

... I have, this very evening, broken my personal masturbation record. 16 times today. so far. And that's not even counting phantoms. If I can find... suitable motivation I might be able to break twenty before bed. Wish me luck, folks!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[greenvelvetcake]

Go for the gold, anon!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[anonymouslyyours]

What do you consider... suitable motivation?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Rule34.paheal.net mostly, although it's been Gelbooru.com that's gotten me through the last few.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[morieris]

You can do it! You do you anon!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

God have mercy on your poor wrist.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Not to be vulgar, but my wrist is the least of my worries, It's my balls that are really starting to hurt.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, was about to ask male or female. For curiosity's sake you understand. Good luck with reaching your goal. Aim for the stars!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck

You've masturbated 16 times today and you're a dude?

God damn man

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

given that it's anon i suspect that's not actually OP

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[queerwolf]

Pretty damn impressive, dude. Don't permanently injure anything.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[fingalsanteater]

If you are the same person who talked about your record here before and told me who you are when I asked, I was thinking about your masturbation sessions the other day. (So this thread is weirdly coincidental.) Thinking about it in an academic sense. My record isn't nearly as impressive by half.

You break that record! May your hand not cramp and may your lube not run dry.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

I am not the person you are thinking of, I'm afraid. How did the other anon stack up just out of curiosity?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[ariakas]

That is damned impressive. Wouldn't your jizz just be like water by now? I knew a sperm donor who complained about them making him do it three times a day.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[herpymcderp]

I'm surprised he has any left at this point.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

How old are you? Your answer will factor into my level of impressed.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

8

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Whoops! Terrible typo: 28. two key got stuck. That looked terrible.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Um, congrats?

Now wipe the keyboard and/or mouse like a considerate person, you sticky, sticky overachiever.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[cassandraoftroy]

Bravo, anon. Reach for the stars!

Re: Update

[(Anonymous)]

I'm now at 20! That last one really wasn't worth the effort, tho.

Re: Update

[nyxelestia]

Congratulations, I think?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[lynx]

I'm torn between giving you a standing ovation or not. Because that's damn impressive (and I'm envious as fuck, no pun intended) but... but I thought that wasn't biologically possible for a biological male? (Assuming bio-male because you talked about having balls). So I'm not sure I believe you.

Though, if true, then congratulations.

(Now please wash your hands and clean your computer. My bro once spilled strawberry yoghurt on his keyboard and it was a disaster. Semen must be more or less the same when it comes to stickyness.)

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Well it is biologically possible, I can confirm that (although that confirmation depends on you believing me in the first place, so that's a sticky point) but let's look at the numbers:

I was awake from 7am till 3am (or there abouts). That's about 20 hours.
Average refractory period of between 15 and 20mins, so that's 3 or 4 an hour, let's say three on average. in that time that is a potential maximum of 60 from waking. Then we have the phantoms to consider, not a massive number (Only a handful (Ha)) but lets be generous and say a third of them are phantoms. 40. Then there was the nap I took in the middle of the day take off about 2 hours. (I'm unemployed. Sue me) that's 34. on reflection, I don't think my final score of 20 was super impressive. If I'd started out with a plan and a schedule I could have doubled it. Oh well.

THAT, btw, was the most maths I have ever done since leaving school.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Just so you know, I'm bookmarking this thread.

So I can refer others to it when they insist that a guy having more than two or three orgasms a day is impossible (Since my experience as only a "renter/borrower" apparently isn't empirical enough -_-;;).

Congrats, anon!