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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-12-19 07:03 pm

[ SECRET POST #2543 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2543 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Fangirl]


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02.
[Anne Neville, The White Queen]

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03.
[Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan]


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04.
[Merlin]


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05.
[Elementary]


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06.
[Whitechapel]


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07.
[Grey's Anatomy]

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08.
(Legend of Korra)


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09.
[Papa Pear Saga + Doctor Who]


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10.
[Godfrey Gao as Magnus Bane in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"]


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11.
[Kwon Yuri, Tiffany Hwang and Jessica Jung of Girls' Generation]


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12.
[Les Miserables/Anton Zetterholm/Rob Houchen]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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Reply in right spot this time

[personal profile] caerbannog 2013-12-20 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I've always laughed at this one:

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out my way!

You’re so fucking slow,

And fat, What do you weigh?

You can’t fucking sing,

I’ll start a fucking fight.

Get out of my way you fucking ho,

I’m driving here tonight, Oh!




JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.




A day or two ago,

You though that i had died,

You knew it was a lie,

Now you run and hide.

You had sex and you drank,

You deserve just what you got,

Your body will smell rank,

Because your corpse will rot Oh!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, HEY!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!


Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out of my way!

Killing all these hoes,

Laughing all the way!

HA HA HA!

The snow is turning red,

I think these skanks are dead,

Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass,

AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD OH!




JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.