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[ SECRET POST #2543 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2543 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
01.
[Fangirl]
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02.
[Anne Neville, The White Queen]
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03.
[Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan]
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04.
[Merlin]
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05.
[Elementary]
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06.
[Whitechapel]
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07.
[Grey's Anatomy]
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08.
(Legend of Korra)
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09.
[Papa Pear Saga + Doctor Who]
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10.
[Godfrey Gao as Magnus Bane in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"]
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11.
[Kwon Yuri, Tiffany Hwang and Jessica Jung of Girls' Generation]
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12.
[Les Miserables/Anton Zetterholm/Rob Houchen]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 01:09 am (UTC)(link)JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS
ROBIN LAID AN EGG....
SING FOR ME F!S SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)Light a match and watch it gleam, fa la la la la la la la la
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)Aren't you glad you play with matches, fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
ONE IN A TAXI, ONE IN A CAR,
ONE ON A SCOOTER, BLOWING IT'S HOOTER,
SMOKIN' A BIG CIGAR.
tangentially related
Thank you, one-of-my-favourite-books, for making the main antagonist, a Moriarty-style homicidal maniac, sing this song. Thank you. Now all I think about in connection to it is dead bodies and laudanum.
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
Police stole my car.
Police stole my car; I went bizarre
'cuz police stole my car.
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
It's how I keep a smile on my face.
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)Didn't ask for her permission.
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store, there's a teddy,
With little straps, like spaghetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Whoa, man! Let's wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade and join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
Reply in right spot this time
Dashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out my way!
You’re so fucking slow,
And fat, What do you weigh?
You can’t fucking sing,
I’ll start a fucking fight.
Get out of my way you fucking ho,
I’m driving here tonight, Oh!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,
BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE,
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.
A day or two ago,
You though that i had died,
You knew it was a lie,
Now you run and hide.
You had sex and you drank,
You deserve just what you got,
Your body will smell rank,
Because your corpse will rot Oh!
GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,
DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, HEY!
GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,
DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
Dashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out of my way!
Killing all these hoes,
Laughing all the way!
HA HA HA!
The snow is turning red,
I think these skanks are dead,
Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass,
AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,
BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE,
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9kuWPx-mE
Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)