[ SECRET POST #2543 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2543 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Fangirl]


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02.
[Anne Neville, The White Queen]

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03.
[Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan]


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04.
[Merlin]


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05.
[Elementary]


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06.
[Whitechapel]


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07.
[Grey's Anatomy]

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08.
(Legend of Korra)


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09.
[Papa Pear Saga + Doctor Who]


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10.
[Godfrey Gao as Magnus Bane in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"]


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11.
[Kwon Yuri, Tiffany Hwang and Jessica Jung of Girls' Generation]


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12.
[Les Miserables/Anton Zetterholm/Rob Houchen]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

OHHHH

christmas sucks, christmas sucks, it's a holiday for stupid fucks

christmas sucks, christmas sucks, it's only good for fucking ducks

i hate christmas with all my heart, i've got the cheer of a fucking fart

nothing good comes of this season, i hate this holiday for a fucking reason

stupidest holiday in the history of the human race, i want to punch every caroler i see in the fucking faaaaaaace

[beat]

leave me out of your holiday fun i think you're all just a bunch of cunts

i'll punch rudolph in the fucking nose and now this song comes to a close

i'm too lazy to write some more so buy more gifts you consumer whores

>:(

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[fingalsanteater]

I remember when I used to be like this.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, early teens were rough years for me too.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Now I feel sad for you. :(

If you haven't already you should tell your family and friends that you no longer celebrate the holiday and would not like to be a part of their gift giving/celebration. It would probably bring you quite a bit of relief and get rid of some of the anger surrounding this time of year.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[fingalsanteater]

If you haven't already you should tell your family and friends that you no longer celebrate the holiday

This usually gets you more in trouble than it's worth, because then everyone calls you a sourpuss and gets all pissy about you not wanting to do Christmas. Trust me.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[caecilia]

do people even go caroling anymore

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

This was my question. Clearly the responses of the first two commenters indicate the point went *wooooooooooosh* ahahaha

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[siofrabunnies]

Eh, I can think of worse holidays.

American St. Patrick's Day.
Ash Wednesday (not the meaning, just the ashes)
Groundhog Day
Columbus Day

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[comradesmiler]

I agree with you on Ash Wednesday, but shrove Tuesday is Pamcake daysto that balances that out.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

VJ Day is a little awkward.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Columbus Day is the fucking worse.

"LET'S HAVE A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE A GENOCIDAL FUCKWIT WHO DIDN'T EVEN DO THE THING HE'S FAMOUS FOR SUPPOSEDLY DOING*! AMURRRRRICAAAAAA!"

_{*The Vikings got to "the New World" waaaaay ahead of the rest of Europe. So no, Columbus did not "discover" America.}

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[caecilia]

groundhog day was great when I was little, because my mom let me cuddle in her bed and we'd pretend to be groundhogs and one year we went to IHOP

I think sometimes I got new pajamas too?

my family was weird

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Valentine's day pisses me off. At least you are not required to be in a couple to enjoy Christmas.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to start one tonight, in fact! So, F!S! Sing me all of your satirical/jokey Xmas carols!

JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS
ROBIN LAID AN EGG....

SING FOR ME F!S SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Deck the halls with gasoline, fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam, fa la la la la la la la la

Re: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD

[comradesmiler]

WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE,
ONE IN A TAXI, ONE IN A CAR,
ONE ON A SCOOTER, BLOWING IT'S HOOTER,
SMOKIN' A BIG CIGAR.

tangentially related

[dreemyweird]

But hearing "I Saw Three Ships" weirds me out so much. I hear it everywhere, and every time it is playing I jump a little.

Thank you, one-of-my-favourite-books, for making the main antagonist, a Moriarty-style homicidal maniac, sing this song. Thank you. Now all I think about in connection to it is dead bodies and laudanum.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[nan]

I wish we got carolers, booo.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[intrigueing]

I'm confused: you say "I hate this holiday for a fucking reason" but then you didn't give us a reason.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Your heart is 3 sizes too small, anon.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, so edgy.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

wow


such bitter



very grinch

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[cakemage]

Aw, you're adorable. I just want to pinch your edgy little pre-teen cheeks.

Re: A Song About Christmas, by Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Here. Ten internets for you, anon.

(Actually, I can't wait for all this buying and consumption and godawful traffic to end, myself.)