[ SECRET POST #2545 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2545 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/M2tqOje.png

[littlestbirds]

It's not obvious to me. I don't expect everyone with a uterus to be grateful for it, and you can call it whatever the hell you want. Is Metallica embarrassing??

[elaminator]

IDK either but I'm slightly amused we got a period secret.

Hey, its something different.

[dethtoll]

uh

[(Anonymous)]

this doesn't seem that fandom related to me

[(Anonymous)]

Metallica has a fandom with opinions about this song/album. I counts

[fingalsanteater]

Why shouldn't it have happened? If you are biologically female then it should've happened because that's the way things go.

I refer to my period as The Massacre of Innocents because that sounds cool as shit and, if you believe conservative talking heads, every time I don't fertilize an egg I'm killing a child.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never heard this, thankfully. Just that personhood starts at conception.

I wish I hate a cute name for mine. Right now, I just call it The Plague.

Maybe OP didn't know ze was/is biologically female.

[darkmanifest]

But there's ever so many biological female mammals in the animal kingdom that don't have to deal with this. Why couldn't we have evolved from one of them?!

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it shouldn't have happened, because they should have been male? Did you think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Does your uterus go crazy on December 26?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really understand this secret at all.

[(Anonymous)]

Er, do you mean your period as in your menstrual cycle, or your period as in your period of liking in Metallica?

[(Anonymous)]

*period of liking Metallica

[(Anonymous)]

(Not-OP.) I vote for "period of liking in Metallica".

[(Anonymous)]

"Period of liking Metallica" makes so much more sense. Still a weird secret, but much better than menstrual cycle confusion.

[(Anonymous)]

ROFLcopters!! Everyone went immediately to the first interpretation instead!! That's hilarious, man!

[tabaqui]

It's...really not obvious, but hey.
Hysterectomy - best thing i ever did. Whoo hoo!

[bur]

I call mine "Shark Week".

One day, hysterectomy. One day.

[lizwis]

"The Thing That Should Not Be" is a Metallica song, off the 'Master of Puppets' album.

The OP has named their period after a Metallica song. I'm assuming that's what the secret means.

[starphotographs]

Taking Lybrel turned mine in to the Thing that is Not! Good riddance.

[darkmanifest]

We gotta face the Thing That Should Not Be once every month. Seems appropriate.

[tiamatschild]

I am sorry you don't have a safe place to talk about these feelings, OP!

*offers internet hugs?*

Secret 2 - Metallica (musical group), periods

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the cover of an album by the musical group "Metallica" with the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra.]

I refer to my period as "The Thing That Should Not Be". Because it should have never have happened and is terrible. I hope it's obvious why this is a secret.

(I have no comment on the secret sorry OP)

[(Anonymous)]

...TIL Metallica was way more Lovecraftian than I ever imagined