[ SECRET POST #2545 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2545 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/G9x55xL.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha, I totally shipped them as well. I also shipped Charlie/Billy and Carlise/That creepy vampire guy (Arrow?). And Bella/Alice. And Bella/Rosalie. Annnnd Edward/Jacob (and Edward/Bella/Jacob because of that tent scene that totally seemed like it was heading into threesome territory for a second). I actually shipped a lot of things from Twilight I guess. Don't judge me

[(Anonymous)]

sa

and Bella/Leah for the hatesex (although I guess most of the hate comes from Leah)

[sarillia]

I've been surprising myself by kind of shipping Leah/Rosalie, which is weird because I don't normally go for hatesex but that's a big part of the dynamic I imagine in my head.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I can get behind that. They're both angry people who hate the same person (or Rosalie used too anyway before she became obsessed with Bella's baby) and I can see them finding common ground by bitching about Bella and then having angry sex together even though they kind of hate each other too

[(Anonymous)]

Bella/Alice FTW

And I agree about the tent scene. Yup.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding Bella/Alice. I totally wanted Bella to run off with Alice and go to college.

[(Anonymous)]

Too late! *JUDGING*

[(Anonymous)]

I always had the feeling that a lot of side caracters were more interesting then the protagonists we were stuck with

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I thought reading a story about Carlisle through the years might have been interesting since he had lived much longer than everyone else in the main cast and had a past with the Volturi. Or Alice, who who ostracized as a human for her psychic abilities and was thrown into an asylum after she had a vision of her father murdering her mother. Or Roaslie who was revealed in like a couple of sentences to have been gang raped by her fiance and his friends and then murdered all of them in her wedding dress (and then fell in love with Emmett because he reminded her of the son she would never be able to have as a vampire. Creeeeepy)

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it is for the best. The series already had a lot of unfortunate implications. There is no way thing like rape and mental ilness would be handeld well.

[(Anonymous)]

Fair point though in Alice's case she wasn't actually mentally ill, she was just institutionalized because her father wanted to get rid of her and everyone already thought she was a little unbalanced anyway (since none of them believed her visions were real) so her being put in an asylum seemed plausible to them. Buuuut, other patients in the asylum who were actually mentally ill probably would have been described as well and I can see that not working out well. Maybe if it was written by someone else

[sarillia]

"Maybe if it was written by someone else" describes the whole Twilight series for me.

I read it as a psychological horror about a girl who escapes into this vampire romance fantasy as a means of coping with her abusive relationship and I like it because it's really creepy. I would love to see an actual horror writer do it.

[(Anonymous)]

"Maybe if it was written by someone else" describes the whole Twilight series for me.

This made me laugh.

I kept wishing SM would address some of the genuinely interesting points she (probably unwittingly) raised--like Edward's existential crisis, aka how EFFING BORING his life must've been before he met Bella, and his obsession with her was based in part on his terror of being alone. And also how he gets off on protecting her because it allows him to sublimate his desire to kill her. She did have some great ideas that were never explored.

[(Anonymous)]

WTH is going on in this picture? Is Charlie having an aneurysm while trying not to vomit?

[fingalsanteater]

Hell yeah. I ship this too!

[(Anonymous)]

UAAH! Peen-finger!

[(Anonymous)]

Well shit, now I ship it too.

[(Anonymous)]

I probably would have shipped it too if only I hadn't found Charlie to be so very unlikeable.

[(Anonymous)]

Uh? He barely had a personality. What was there to not like?

[(Anonymous)]

They might be referring to that scene where Charlie basically high fives Jacob after Bella tells him she broke her hand while trying to get him to stop kissing her. Honestly though I just like to pretend that part of the book never happened. I think Meyer was shooting for funny but was unaware of the frankly disturbing implications (though this is true for much of the series)

[(Anonymous)]

sooooo.

uh.

art? fic recs?

Secret 9 - Twilight

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[Picture is a blond man with pale skin and a white suit hitting on a flustered man with pale skin and short dark hair, who is wearing a dark suit.]

I hate Twilight - but I can't help shipping Charlie and Carlisle.