[ SECRET POST #2548 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2548 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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REMINDER: For people who needed extra time to finish for the FS Secret Santa - today's the last day to get in your gifts! Gifts go out tomorrow!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dogs are filthy, ugly, foul-smelling animals whose only independent thoughts are entirely destructive. They are garbage animals that eat garbage. They may(MAY, conditionally) be loyal to a person who has established dominance, but are a potential danger to anyone else.

That's why it's an insult. I hope this cleared things up for you.

Happy Trollmas everybody

[(Anonymous)]

and to all, a good troll

anon below

[(Anonymous)]

oh duh, sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

...Wow. I don't like being around dogs (too noisy, too friendly - I like my personal space, whether it's from humans or animals, and dogs freak me out because they tend to try to jump and climb on you more). But I think that's a little harsh, isn't it? Is there only independent thought really destructive?

[spacebabie]

Who let their cat onto Fandom Secrets?

[caecilia]

rofl

[making_excuses]

New I shouldn't have left my cat with sitters, they don't watch the computer well enough...

[(Anonymous)]

Literally LOLing IRL

[logicbutton]

bahahahahaha

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa. This thread is off to a surprisingly vicious start

ngl though, "They are garbage animals that eat garbage" is making me laugh so hard for some reason

[(Anonymous)]

I hope u get raped by a large black man with HIV

[(Anonymous)]

It's too bad there's not a more polite term for samefag, because that's what I really want to say here.

[making_excuses]

...Why black?

not that any part of this comment is okay, but...

[nan]

Ha! Man, I was so close to falling for this.

[(Anonymous)]

They are garbage animals that eat garbage.

This was already funny but for some reason it's reminding me of Booker from Bioshock Infinite and I'm in hysterics

[fingalsanteater]

That's not why it's an insult at all. You're a garbage troll who posts garbage.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, you're just jealous because they can lick their own balls.

[(Anonymous)]

You've been hanging out with the wrong dogs - and dog owners!

[(Anonymous)]

Where I am, calling someone a dog is the worst insult you could say to a person (without getting really creative, and people don't really get creative with their insults around here), because as an animal, it's haram.

Don't get me started on how much a pain it is to keep your neighbors happy when you have a pet dog around here. They'd be up in arms if you let your dog near their children.

[greenvelvetcake]

Yes, but how do you feel about Huskies and the different kind of facial patterns they can have? I definitely feel some are naturally more evil than others.

[(Anonymous)]

you are so, so obviously trolling and it would be better to just ignore the hell out of you but y'know what, I broke into the christmas wine early and this is the internet, so buckle up, bitches.

fuck you. fuck you and anybody on this planet who thinks like this. FUCK YOU ALL with a FUCKING BAYONET because you are literally the slimiest, most worthless pieces of shit on this trash heap of a planet. Don't like dogs? fine. don't want a dog? I get you. but to look at a creature that we have literally SELECTIVELY BRED to be humans' perfect companions, who want nothing more than a good life with a good person, and say that? you're disgusting.

I don't care if you're not a fan of dogs or whatever, but to have that kind of vitriol towards an entire species basically guarantees that you're a terrible person. I wouldn't trust you around children. please don't breed.

[intrigueing]

As the owner of two dogs, I don't even give a shit that you're blatantly trolling -- just for SAYING it, not even for meaning it, go fuck yourself. Go and fuck yourself into oblivion for the rest of your miserable, filthy, worthless, meaningless, waste-of-space excuse for a life.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, but nope. Dogs are none of those things.

[(Anonymous)]

who hurt you, baby?

[(Anonymous)]

You forgot stupid, anon. Dogs are dumb as fuck.