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fandomsecrets2013-12-24 06:51 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2013-12-24 06:51 pm
[ SECRET POST #2548 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2548 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
REMINDER: For people who needed extra time to finish for the FS Secret Santa - today's the last day to get in your gifts! Gifts go out tomorrow!
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Secret 5 - The Hobbit (films), Sherlock (BBC TV series)
Watson: So where have you been?
Sherlock: Became a dragon and space terrorist, you?
Watson: I was a Hobbit...
Sherlock: What's a Hobbit?
Watson: It's a... Wait a minute... Your voice...
Sherlock: What?
Watson: Smaug?!
Sherlock: BILBO.]
[Text from the actual secret maker:]
I don't even watch Sherlock but the casting of the Hobbit has left me on the floor laughing like a fuck-knuckle. I just want a Cop show parody where it goes, "He's a hairy-toed hobbit. He's a firebreathing dragon. Together they solve crime." But no, I get Human!Smaug fucking Bilbo instead. Don't you fangirls know what hilarity you're missing out on? Your poor fangirl hearts have been blinded by the yaoi when we could be having "ELEMENTARY DEAR BILBO, RAWRR!"