[ SECRET POST #2549 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2549 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Perry Mason]


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03.
[Johnny Weir / Thor fandom]


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04.
[Swedish Chef/Gordon Ramsay]


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05.
[Hannibal]


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06.
[Big Bang Theory]


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07.
[The Lion King]


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08.
[Billy Madison / Happy Gilmore]


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09.
[Caitlin Moran, Sherlock]


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10.
[Tales of Vesperia]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[forgottenjester]

...The Grinch is so furry yet, technically he is not a furry. So this adds a level of complication.

Oh! Are we supposed to hate the Grinch? Because I really like him. He means I get to use a cool voice when I read to kids.

Essentially, I don't know if I'm on your side or not.

[kaijinscendre]

Grinch is a cool character but no one wants to be him!

[forgottenjester]

Aw, how about this: we can be the Grinch together! Grinch twins! Then you won't be alone in your Grinchyness.

[kaijinscendre]

Sweeeeetttt. Let's go steal some presents!

[forgottenjester]

Okie-dokie! I hear there's a Secret Santa post. We can steal from those guys.

[greenvelvetcake]

You just know there's furryfic of Jim Carrey's Grinch and Mike Myers's Cat in the Hat.

[forgottenjester]

But is it furry or bestiality?

[greenvelvetcake]

That is a puzzler. If we count the Grinch as a Who, who are basically humans anyway, I'd have to say bestiality.

[forgottenjester]

That's what I was thinking. He's just like a mutant Who, right? A really hairy mutant Who.

But wait... the Cat in the Hat is sentient. Doesn't that also disqualify it as an beast? He's near-human-like as well.

[greenvelvetcake]

Maybe the Cat in the Hat isn't a cat at all - maybe he's a human in a fursuit. Then it's just normal sex?

[forgottenjester]

Maybe everything in our lives is a lie and we should just curl in on ourselves and cry.

[greenvelvetcake]

Sounds like a plan to me

[forgottenjester]

Drowning in my tears.

[(Anonymous)]

Both of them are humanoid and sapient, so probably furry.

[forgottenjester]

Yeah, I just came to that conclusion up-thread. It's sometimes hard to tell with talking animals.