[ SECRET POST #2552 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2552 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 077 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Secret 4 - The Hobbit (movies), the dwarves

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a drawing of the Company of Dwarves from "The Hobbit". They are all wearing robes and have long beards, except for one person who might be Bilbo?]

I'm normally pretty open to Alternate Universes, but browsing Hobbit movie fic, I despise every single Alternate Universe I find. I think I've figured out why.

It's because despite paragraph-long studio blurbs, the Hobbit dwarves (besides Thorin) are barely two-dimensional. Even Bilbo's a bit thin. Knowing where the dwarves are from and where they're going, you can find some depth in them from context. Without their history, they're nothing.

Unrelated: Kili/Fili is the new J2.

Notes

[transcriptanon]

J2 = the ship name of Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, the main actors from the TV series "Supernatural".

Re: Secret 4 - The Hobbit (movies), the dwarves

[(Anonymous)]

OP

The last bit is supposed to be 'Unrelated Kili/Fili is the new J2', as in, fics pairing those two characters while making them unrelated (thus removing the only shred of characterization they have and reducing them to a couple pretty faces).

Re: Secret 4 - The Hobbit (movies), the dwarves

[transcriptanon]

Ohhh, gotcha! I will correct that on page 2. Sorry!