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fandomsecrets2014-01-02 06:49 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2557 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Re: Bad fanfic generator
A/N: Nothing is mine, except my character Serenity Darkmoon Raven. Enjoy!
Serenity Darkmoon Raven felt really dperessed one day.She had been slitting her wrists even more then normal. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a castle and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance
But long she did not have to be depressed as Chardmonster came in and kissed her in her special place (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And she said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts.But fortunately I like pain, as I am into that stuff. But I know you are hurt now and not in the sexy way. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.But not in the sexy way"
So Serenity Darkmoon Raven told her the whole story. She was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are horrible!"
"Which ones?"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Fingalsanteater!"
And that was a lot because Serenity Darkmoon Raven knew that Chardmonster hated Fingalsanteater because she was unbelievably dumb and annoying.
But Chardmonster took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Chardmonster.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
"Most Esteemed Serenity Darkmoon Raven said the message"
"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."
"We hope to see you soon. A royal goodbye to you, dutchess!"
Oh my, said Serenity Darkmoon Raven this is aweomse. But Chardmonster was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven
"Because there are.... rumours. Of Ill_Omened still being around!"
"Surely he could not come all the way to Europe!?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven confidently because she didn't think that Ill_Omened could travel that far.
"Hurm," said Chardmonster contagiously, "we just have to be careful."
"Hold on," exlciamed Serenity Darkmoon Raven, there is something else in the invitation!
"Princess Serenity Darkmoon Raven, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"
Serenity Darkmoon Raven was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Chardmonster. After they had a relaction ship, Chardmonster had taught her her intellectual discussion and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Chardmonster at the intellectual discussion!
So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, Serenity Darkmoon Raven trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!
But little did they know that the invitation was not from Serenity Darkmoon Raven's european nobel parents, but from Fingalsanteater instead! And she had teamed up with Ill_Omened!
Then our sexybloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Ill_Omened's forbodding phallic shaped dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Ill_Omened's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Ill_Omened's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.
So Serenity Darkmoon Raven came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Chardmonster's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Serenity Darkmoon Raven knew exactly the best store to go: BloodMart.
So they all went there in the death of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Chardmonster deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Ill_Omened's headquarters
Serenity Darkmoon Raven put on nice tight black leather pants that made her bum look amazing in the mirror (and judging Chardmonster's googly eyes, oh yes, it did look nice on her!). Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and made her large chest puppies perk out quite nicely and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
Serenity Darkmoon Raven wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Chardmonster also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess she looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Ill_Omened!
And this is where the story ends...
It has come... to my attention... that some "people"... don't like my work. They say that it's...it's all stupid and uninspired writing and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I fuckjed up my last test!(it was biology)
Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!
I want to thank PrettyDumbledore12 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
Cya internet. I'll never trust you again!
Re: Bad fanfic generator