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⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋

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Once apon a time...

A/N: Nothing is mine, except my character Serenity Darkmoon Raven. Enjoy!

Serenity Darkmoon Raven felt really dperessed one day.She had been slitting her wrists even more then normal. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a castle and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance

But long she did not have to be depressed as Chardmonster came in and kissed her in her special place (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And she said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts.But fortunately I like pain, as I am into that stuff. But I know you are hurt now and not in the sexy way. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.But not in the sexy way"
So Serenity Darkmoon Raven told her the whole story. She was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are horrible!"
"Which ones?"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Fingalsanteater!"
And that was a lot because Serenity Darkmoon Raven knew that Chardmonster hated Fingalsanteater because she was unbelievably dumb and annoying.
But Chardmonster took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Chardmonster.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
"Most Esteemed Serenity Darkmoon Raven said the message"
"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."
"We hope to see you soon. A royal goodbye to you, dutchess!"

Oh my, said Serenity Darkmoon Raven this is aweomse. But Chardmonster was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven
"Because there are.... rumours. Of Ill_Omened still being around!"
"Surely he could not come all the way to Europe!?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven confidently because she didn't think that Ill_Omened could travel that far.
"Hurm," said Chardmonster contagiously, "we just have to be careful."
"Hold on," exlciamed Serenity Darkmoon Raven, there is something else in the invitation!
"Princess Serenity Darkmoon Raven, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"
Serenity Darkmoon Raven was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Chardmonster. After they had a relaction ship, Chardmonster had taught her her intellectual discussion and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Chardmonster at the intellectual discussion!

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, Serenity Darkmoon Raven trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from Serenity Darkmoon Raven's european nobel parents, but from Fingalsanteater instead! And she had teamed up with Ill_Omened!

Then our sexybloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Ill_Omened's forbodding phallic shaped dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Serenity Darkmoon Raven thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Ill_Omened's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Ill_Omened's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So Serenity Darkmoon Raven came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Chardmonster's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Serenity Darkmoon Raven knew exactly the best store to go: BloodMart.

So they all went there in the death of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Chardmonster deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Ill_Omened's headquarters

Serenity Darkmoon Raven put on nice tight black leather pants that made her bum look amazing in the mirror (and judging Chardmonster's googly eyes, oh yes, it did look nice on her!). Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and made her large chest puppies perk out quite nicely and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
Serenity Darkmoon Raven wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Chardmonster also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess she looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Ill_Omened!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some "people"... don't like my work. They say that it's...it's all stupid and uninspired writing and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I fuckjed up my last test!(it was biology)

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettyDumbledore12 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Cya internet. I'll never trust you again!

*fap fap fap*

FandomSecrets : Lengend of the lost pineapple
by Serenity Darkmoon Raven

Once apon a time...

Fingalsanteater was in the shower.
She had just been beaten up badly by some drunk ninjas.She rubed her firm, perfectly shaped breasts as the water cascaded over her sexy body.The bubbles from the soap breifly obscured the pinicals of them before she rinced it off...the clear water making her pretty skin shiny in the moonlight coming from the open window She watched the blood red blood spin down the drain.She stretched upwards, makeing her C-cup mounds look even bigger. She had long wanted even bigger breasts as she was jealous of The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven.Secretly though, she was quite attracted to The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
Meanwhile The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven was walking by Fingalsanteater house, in Page 2
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
Suddenly, Chardmonster walked in.
As Chardmonster was undressed by the girls, she examined them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
They are like a pair of great big wireless telephones
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"Only if you let us feel you a bit!", she reached down and grabbed his bratwurst.
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us" The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven started thrusting Chardmonster's vein back and forward really hard. Before feeding it into her.
She quickly got very wet indeed. Her easy bake oven was as wet as a deep ocean river bed. Chardmonster' thrusted his bald-headed beauty into both of them one at a time, as the girls rubbed eachothers big boppers softly.
This went on for 6 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
its an honour to pleasure you h0t girls )
The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Chardmonster' put his cloaths on, but The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Fingalsanteater stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Ill_Omened has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"

"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your erotic quest!"
"No time for that!, you will have to stay naked."
"oh, thats ok, gives us more time to admire our hot female bodys"
"yes, I love running around naked, my breasts bounce around in rhythm"
"Wed do anything for you snuggems."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and loyal Insanenoodlyguy. Smart and clever Fingalsanteater and... and Case.

I too had heard of Case and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing circles on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Ill_Omened," Case said.
"I agree," said Chardmonster, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said Case. "Ill_Omened doesn't know The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven is still very inexperienced," said Chardmonster, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said Case, "I know The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Chardmonster stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.

I walked after Chardmonster and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Chardmonster said but I didn't believe her.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Chardmonster and sighed. She then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Chardmonster said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Chardmonster said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Case like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Chardmonster said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Ill_Omened if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Chardmonster leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some people... don't like my stuff. They say that it's...it's all sciencetifically inaccurate and sexist (i just believe that all men are rapists, OK?!!) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My parents are getting a devorce and The love of my life is fictional!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettyVoldy5 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

So long internet. I'll never use you AGAIN!

My breasts are wonderful, it's true.

This is likely what drove the ninjas to alcohol and violence.

Well. That was interesting.

I just found this yesterday! Fandom really does work in small circles.

15.5: Return Of Elaminator
by Alexandra Agnes

They thought the story was over... but was it...? No. Here are the next awesome adventures!

On the day her farmhouse was attacked with dominating force, Elaminators son had been sleeping untill 11 am.
Normaly he got up at 3 to milk the cows, because Elaminator had raised him as a good boy.

Everyone else was already up.

Sekaquaptéwa, Elaminator's daughter, was already making them all cornflakes with syrup. She was dressed in her flower power bikini and thong. Her curves glisted softly in the light of the morning.
Sekaquaptéwa was an award winning bio-chemist, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that she was a bit wild at times.

At 11, she now knew 6 langerages, four ancient , 1 computer and 3 sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.

By now, Elaminator was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off. She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, she was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. She was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
She was troubled by a newspaper artical her read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Hobbiton was killed in a massive war . Her was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell she cast with bread a few years ago.
The bread was now hidden in his garrage.
Elaminator was disturbed from her deep thinking by Sekaquaptéwa tugging on her shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
Sekaquaptéwa pointed urgently at the horizon.
"Jesus Henry Christ!"
Para-ninjas Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at her house.
She ran inside and bolted the stainless steal front door.
She woke her son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

"Quick! Start the Bi-plane! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as Spock run out. Naked. As Normal.
He ran back in with his helmit.
"Holy Shit!".
Elaminator, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious bread. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Elaminator and his family ran to the hanger, Sekaquaptéwa leading the way with her tommygun
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
"Dont worry! We are almost there!".
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a soldier already there, but Sekaquaptéwa whackd him.
"Good job!" Elaminator said, as she pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend Snake told me that rusty the spoon was behind this!".
"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit!

So Elaminator got onto her moterbike. The others followed on their cars but were quite far behind.
Elaminator knew she had to go faster and faster like the speeding bullet. So She raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" she called out as she passed.
"I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" she said.
Suddenly up ahead she saw some bad guys!
So she did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as she was above them.
"Eat my fist!" She yellwed as she knocked them out.
She speed onwards past fields and beachs and cities and castles and other landscape.
Then she saw the roadsign to where she had to go, and so she went. She whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike.
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
"You are powerless to defeat me!, Im invincible," said rusty the spoon
"Oh I beat you rotten egg, youll run back crying to your momma.
The hot one

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all very big".
After that, Elaminator leaped down onto the vulcano plato
He was in luck because she just managed to jump on it but didnt fall in it. It would have been a short story if she fell in it.
There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Snake called to him: "are you alright friend, you fell quite hard". "Im an expert at falling," spoke Elaminator, "especially with girls."'
rusty the spoon stood looking at our hero with his cape flapping in hotness.
He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'
Suddenly she held the bread aloft.
"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo....not the bread"
"Yes. The bread"
"The bread!" gasped Kahlan
"Yes. The bread"
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.
Laughing as she stood there, she approached Elaminator, "Give up and go home, Kahlan doesnt love you anyway."
"Thats not true!
I sex her every other night!"
"And the other nights?..."
Elaminator ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while rusty the spoon evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time she hit rusty the spoon, she just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, rusty the spoon said: "You cannot beat me"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" She YELLED HARD!
"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!!" said Elaminator and ran towards him with herweapon drawn.
"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""
"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"
"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," She said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"
Elaminator ran towards rusty the spoon, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
She surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in her hands because she really wanted to kill the Elaminator

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted her top and rusty the spoon was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Elaminator grapped bread from rusty the spoon and stabbed him in his eyes .
"Owch! While I had the bread I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
He staggereed around and grabbed into the air, she was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."
Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .

"Elaminator , Elaminator, I love you! But we only have 6 minutes to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"
"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said Elaminator and left this place behind."
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Elaminator and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."
And they all made love.

Once apon a time...

Will woke up next to Hannibal.
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Jack is back, there is a disturbance in the force"
"If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"More ugly then ever you mean!hahaha!"
Suddenly Alana came in quickly.
"Jack is back, he has killed Beverly and Jimmy !!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Will The scream was heard for hundreds of miles, echoing into the sadness of the black dark nighttime air in the atmosphere.
"He is trying to take over Virginia!"
"You must know one thing, one vital important fact that will be his fatal weekness...you must know this,ok, pay carefull attention and take note for if you fail to listen the consquences will be terrible...listen well to my word...
This is his akilies heel. In order to defeat Jack you must..you must...you must...."
At that moment Alana droped dead on the floor, from a bullet wound to the head.Her soft eyes showed she had died peacefully in her sleep.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Will." Hannibal patted Will on the back.
"Thanks, thats better :)"
"Look! She has something in her hand!"

Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note:
"The pulse pistol emerges from the cheesescraper as the teddy Bear of darkness returns."

"This must be a clue!"
"lets go!"
The game is afoot!

Then our sexy gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Jack's phallic shaped mansion but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Will thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Jack's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Jack's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So Will came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Will's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Alana knew exactly the best store to go: TrampVamp.

So they all went there in the deep of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Hannibal deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Jack's headquarters (but that was ok because Alana knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

Will put on nice tight black leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out quite nicely. . Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because the color reminded him of his mothers eyes, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
Alana wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from demons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Hannibal also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Jack!
We are almost there I..I can sense it"
He walked around, stopping where it hurt the most, turned, and moved forward."You are in great pain, must you do this to yourself?" said sidekick."Yes, I must. I must endure it. I must head towards the pain, its the only way of finding him"
So they proceeded. This went on for sometime.
They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall building.
"Jack....he is here", said Will
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
A cold wind past, filling them with dread
"I am scared" said Jimmy.
"Come on" said Will

"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some gaurds out that were near the tree. (but none were hurt) As Beverly was changing into her guards uniform, she rubbed her breasts slowly. (so the others could watch, as she was an exhibitionist at heart)
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventalation shaft.
Alana needed to remove some cloths in order to fit.So did Beverly, who stripped to her wonder bra. Hannibal joined in by removing his pants (even though he didnt need to because he was skinny and would fit in fine anyway without the need to remove his pants).
Will just took all the clothes off, it was easier.His manhold swung beneath him as he crawled into the passpage.
They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Will crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A helicopter appeared above them.
Jack laughed at them
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style."
He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.
Will removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing.
"I kill you dead"
Jack kicked Will in the nose

Will fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Jack
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Jack leaned over Will holding his penis.

"Quick Will use this!" said Claritia ,chucking a nearby banana towards Will.
Will grabbed it and chucked it towards Jack hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper!
"Goodbye, Jack have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Hannibal and Jimmy got out from the bush where they were doing stuff. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! Jack appeared! He had landed in his helicopter!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!
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I should just post this on AO3 right now, fuck writing my own. lolol

Has someone thought of putting in various fandoms as "characters"

Harry Potter Fandoms Return : The True Story
by The BNF

In the begining there was Headcannon its legendary power surrounded in mystery...

Once upon a time, after her great adventures, Harry Potter Fandom was wondering what to do that week. She had picked up her life from where she left it and wanted to make something from it.She wanted to make her father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Harry Potter Fandom's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Harry Potter Fandom
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a her granddads record player.
"I still don't understand you?" said Harry Potter Fandom.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Harry Potter Fandom an carpet.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Harry Potter Fandom's eyes!

Harry Potter Fandom was confused but thought that she had to do something. But rather than going to her parents or guardian, Harry Potter Fandom decided to show it to Sherlockians.
"Oh no," said Sherlockians, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Harry Potter Fandom, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Harry Potter Fandom, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Harry Potter Fandom, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Sherlockians and before Harry Potter Fandom could do anything, Sherlockians had escaped her grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Harry Potter Fandom was feeling depressed. One of her best friends abandoned and betrayed her. It hurt. So Harry Potter Fandom wanted to find Supernatural Fandom. After their adventure, Harry Potter Fandom and Supernatural Fandom had been spending a lot of time together. Harry Potter Fandom kind of started to like her.
So Harry Potter Fandom went to Supernatural Fandom and told the whole story. She listened to Harry Potter Fandom without saying a single word.
Then she said: "OMG, this is sooo big"
And Harry Potter Fandom said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Supernatural Fandom sighed and said: "You have always been special, Harry Potter Fandom and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Supernatural Fandom looked at the record collection that Harry Potter Fandom had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Headcannon, doesn't it?"
"My second sightsays so!"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Supernatural Fandom said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Sherlockians doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Supernatural Fandom's logic was flawless. So Harry Potter Fandom had to try it!

So Harry Potter Fandom concentrated on the object. immeditately she felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog|a cat|some girls bazongas|a bratwurst on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of unclairity.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was SuperWhoLock! In hell...

Harry Potter Fandom was confused. She didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the fires of a thousand suns and the centre of the earth.
"Harry Potter Fandoms nephew is the number 1 sexy man in the whole of new york." said Supernatural Fandom.
"Maybe, but he is colder than some candels." replied Harry Potter Fandom.
"True."
"What ARE you talking about?" said Harry Potter Fandom.
And they all laughed.

So they snuck into the SuperWhoLock's lair. It was dark and there were horrofic things on the walls like drawings of skulls and suffering people.
Through the dark and dank corridors of the lair's dungeons they went with outmost silence and skill. They sneaked past all the guards who had been turned into horrible demons by SuperWhoLock's new invention. And this would also happen to the whole world if they wouldn't be able to steal the Headcannon from SuperWhoLock's hands!
They went down the corridors and up the large majestic stairways made of bones and jewls of all shapes and sizes... One of the corridors led towards a great hall where in the middle of the hall stood a pedestal with a treassure chest on top and on that a red velvet pillow upon which laid a white silk finely woven cloth. And on that laid the Headcannon.

Harry Potter Fandom knew that she had to use the powers of popularity to get the Headcannon but it would endanger them all if she couldn't concentrate hard enough. Supernatural Fandom inhaled firmly and wondered if Harry Potter Fandom could pull it off. Sherlockians stood ready with his weapon in his hand and his penis in the other. Harry Potter Fandom concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed her popularity.

It worked! The protections around the Headcannon disintegrated like wood to a woodpeaker. It was amazing how Harry Potter Fandom welding popularity was effective against SuperWhoLock's indomitable powers.
Unfortunately for our fearless group, it wasn't enough

"Stop!" said an unhuman voice. Everyone slowly spun around to face the entrance of the hall where the voice came from.
It was SuperWhoLock! And she looked even less humane as before. She had used the power of the Headcannon to transform into a horrific tragedy of a lifeform.
"Ha! Are you surprised by my new looks?" She said. "It is amazing! The powers I have now are beyond your comprehension!"
"My comprehension is really good," retorted Harry Potter Fandom and Harry Potter Fandom's friends looked proud.
"Hahaha of course yours is. But are you able to comprehend the future of this world? I bet you aren't that smart after all. I will rule the world now, you see and there is nothing you can do to stop me!"
"But," said SuperWhoLock with a lower tone, "even though you are not as smart as I am, you are surprisingly capable so I wish to make this offer: join me and we can rule this world together!"
"NO!" proclaimed Harry Potter Fandom!
"Think about it, Harry Potter Fandom, you can now still save your friends! Make them stop mutate ebefore I release my powers!"
Harry Potter Fandom was now tembling. She wanted to keep Supernatural Fandom, Avengers Fandom, Whovians and Sherlockians alive but he could not get SuperWhoLock get away with it! But then she remembered: SuperWhoLock no longer had the Headcannon! She was powerless!
But as if SuperWhoLock could read his mind, SuperWhoLock spoke: "Oh and your scheme to steal the Headcannon? I no longer need it! I have gained all the power from it that I need in order to mutate everyone in the whole world! But not that you even considered going against me, I will destroy you. Such a shame, we could be such good...friends."
"Harry Potter Fandom would never be friends with you!" said Whovians
Harry Potter Fandom thought she was right, but then again, SuperWhoLock did look mighty sexy.
"It is too late now anyway, said SuperWhoLock, my plan is active now and I will give you the best place to enjoy it: from your prison cell!"
SuperWhoLock laughed and said to her guards: "lead them to my sex dungeon where you will suffer for all eternity in agony and pleasure.

But Harry Potter Fandom had not forgotten her popularity. With the speed and cunning that she learned from her previous adventures, she glared and unleashed the popularity.
SuperWhoLock had not expected that. She thought she had trapped Harry Potter Fandom and her friends and managed to demoralise them so much they would not resist.
"Arggg!" SuperWhoLock said. Her guards did not know what to do. Their leader was too weak against this onslaught. What could they do against that sort of might? So they all fled!
"Argh, noooo!" SuperWhoLock extarpated, "I was soo close to ultimate power!"
Inspired by Harry Potter Fandom succesfully attack SuperWhoLock, Whovians and Avengers Fandom also attacked SuperWhoLock!

"Arigh, no, noooo!"
"I will unleash my final power!" SuperWhoLock said and raised her arms to the sky and started lisping an evil curse.
But Harry Potter Fandom was too quick. She ran towards SuperWhoLock and hit SuperWhoLock in the face. She was knocked out instantly. Everyone was happy and everyone was cheering for Harry Potter Fandom who had avoided the apocalypse! And now they all went home and wait until their next adventure!

Fight for the Future
by The BNF
A long time ago,in a galaxy far far away, the legendary Headcannon was created..

Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Whovians was sitting behind her desk. She felt the tears well up in her eyes like a waterfall of loss. After their last adventure, Whovians found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Whovians stared at a picture of a leopard. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill her but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on her when she was at her weakest and darkest moment. When she needed her friends the most.

But there had been one ray of hope in this whole ordeal. Whovians remembered fondly the day she discovered it. It was a tuesday morning she rememberanced. The memories surfaced before her mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Whovians well knew it, a single tear welled up in her eyes and trickled down her cheek.
Because even when all her 'friends' betrayed her, there was one consistant factor in her life: The Brony.

And Whovians knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Whovians had for The Brony were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and feelys for The Brony.

Alas, Whovians thought to herself as he had done so often before. Why must they battle? Why must Whovians be destined to destroy The Brony? Can she ever tell The Brony how much The Brony means to Whovians?

If only she could. Then all her pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Avengers Fandom (who told her he loved her, only to stab her right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only The Brony and Whovians's true feelings for her.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of dateing and hijinxs and other cool stuff@

The Brony is like the popular kid. And Whovians is like the unpopular kid who is only good at surfing & rap. It's really unfair to Whovians because She is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about Her superpowers.

Whovians was in class. She was paying well attention because Whovians wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying The Brony was being an meany again. She was annoying other people in class and the teacher but she was too popular to criticizes. Until Whovians could take it no more.
Whovians stood up and said: "Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life polishing cars aint my problem!"
The Brony stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to The Brony (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that).
The Brony laughed and got up from her seat and grinned masly. "What do you want,nerdy nerd? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?"
Whovians gulped. She had not thought of what to do next now.
But then Hunger Games Fandom and Avengers Fandom rized from tier seats too. Whovians looked at them. they nodded back at her and with their new leather jackets they looked like they could take The Brony on!
And when Whovians looked on her right, she saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront The Brony like this!
So The Brony rose up and walked to Whovians and she said: "I will see you after school. In my dungeon. U know where to find it!"
"I'll be there, said Whovians certain of herself!
And The Brony left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers whent down Whovians's spine. This wasn't going to end well.
Whovians followed the screaming till she reached her brother, who was being tortured.

"Whovians! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts"

Then Whovians saw the final boss, who had been torturing her brother.
Whovians shot bullets from her rifle really fast and the bullets went WAM! and hit The Brony in the eyes and then she couldnt see.

Whovians said "Eat This!" and shot the final boss in the head and the the big bad guy fell.

Whovians said "He is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could help, brother"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

Nurse Joy woke up one summer morning...

Evil Batgirl was taking a shower this hot day. . (earlier that day she found out Nurse Joys little secret she kept between her legs).

Then, suddenly, Nurse Joy ran in.
"Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!"
"What? im taking a shower, I am indecent!, this bathing costum barely concils my legs, cant you see that? I am as good as naked!"
"yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Nurse Joy said.
"But we must go...Zuko is back!."
"What not Zuko!!!"
"Yes!"
"Oh!"
Evil Batgirl got out of the shower and put some clothes on.
After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Zuko.

Along the way they summoned Christoph Waltz, who joined them on their quest.
"I will join you on your quest to defeat Zuko said Christoph Waltz.
"Thanks for joining us on our quest," said Nurse Joy;
"Yes, we need your help to defeat Zuko" said Evil Batgirl.
So, Evil Batgirl Nurse Joy and now Evil Batgirl left for their epic quest to defeat
Zuko!

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Evil Batgirl and faithfull Christoph Waltz. Smart and clever Poison Ivy and... and Odo.

I too had heard of Odo and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, leaning over and pointing at circles on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Zuko," Odo said.
"I agree," said Nurse Joy, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said Odo. "Zuko doesn't know Sekaquaptéwa. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But Sekaquaptéwa is still very inexperienced," said Nurse Joy, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said Odo, "I know Sekaquaptéwa can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Nurse Joy stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.

I walked after Nurse Joy and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Nurse Joy said but I didn't believe her.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Nurse Joy and sighed. She then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Nurse Joy said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Nurse Joy said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Odo like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Nurse Joy said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Zuko if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Nurse Joy leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
"And Nurse Joy met Zuko and she said "omgosh you look big and scary". Zuko laughed.
"I came here to kill you, but now I know I cant. I I..your going to kill me arnt you?"

"No, why should I? Your a vampire like me. Look deep into your heart you know it to be true.
Nurse Joy looked deep into his soul, and saw the truth. She was one. She was on the wrong side all along.
She left who she wrongly thought were her friends , and joined his true family.
And so they lived happly ever after as vampires

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