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⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Re: Bad fanfic generator

[jaybie_jarrett]

Has someone thought of putting in various fandoms as "characters"

you rang?

[(Anonymous)]

Harry Potter Fandoms Return : The True Story
by The BNF

In the begining there was Headcannon its legendary power surrounded in mystery...


Once upon a time, after her great adventures, Harry Potter Fandom was wondering what to do that week. She had picked up her life from where she left it and wanted to make something from it.She wanted to make her father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Harry Potter Fandom's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Harry Potter Fandom
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a her granddads record player.
"I still don't understand you?" said Harry Potter Fandom.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Harry Potter Fandom an carpet.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Harry Potter Fandom's eyes!

Harry Potter Fandom was confused but thought that she had to do something. But rather than going to her parents or guardian, Harry Potter Fandom decided to show it to Sherlockians.
"Oh no," said Sherlockians, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Harry Potter Fandom, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Harry Potter Fandom, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Harry Potter Fandom, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Sherlockians and before Harry Potter Fandom could do anything, Sherlockians had escaped her grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Harry Potter Fandom was feeling depressed. One of her best friends abandoned and betrayed her. It hurt. So Harry Potter Fandom wanted to find Supernatural Fandom. After their adventure, Harry Potter Fandom and Supernatural Fandom had been spending a lot of time together. Harry Potter Fandom kind of started to like her.
So Harry Potter Fandom went to Supernatural Fandom and told the whole story. She listened to Harry Potter Fandom without saying a single word.
Then she said: "OMG, this is sooo big"
And Harry Potter Fandom said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Supernatural Fandom sighed and said: "You have always been special, Harry Potter Fandom and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Supernatural Fandom looked at the record collection that Harry Potter Fandom had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Headcannon, doesn't it?"
"My second sightsays so!"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Supernatural Fandom said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Sherlockians doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Supernatural Fandom's logic was flawless. So Harry Potter Fandom had to try it!

So Harry Potter Fandom concentrated on the object. immeditately she felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog|a cat|some girls bazongas|a bratwurst on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of unclairity.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was SuperWhoLock! In hell...

Harry Potter Fandom was confused. She didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the fires of a thousand suns and the centre of the earth.
"Harry Potter Fandoms nephew is the number 1 sexy man in the whole of new york." said Supernatural Fandom.
"Maybe, but he is colder than some candels." replied Harry Potter Fandom.
"True."
"What ARE you talking about?" said Harry Potter Fandom.
And they all laughed.


So they snuck into the SuperWhoLock's lair. It was dark and there were horrofic things on the walls like drawings of skulls and suffering people.
Through the dark and dank corridors of the lair's dungeons they went with outmost silence and skill. They sneaked past all the guards who had been turned into horrible demons by SuperWhoLock's new invention. And this would also happen to the whole world if they wouldn't be able to steal the Headcannon from SuperWhoLock's hands!
They went down the corridors and up the large majestic stairways made of bones and jewls of all shapes and sizes... One of the corridors led towards a great hall where in the middle of the hall stood a pedestal with a treassure chest on top and on that a red velvet pillow upon which laid a white silk finely woven cloth. And on that laid the Headcannon.

Harry Potter Fandom knew that she had to use the powers of popularity to get the Headcannon but it would endanger them all if she couldn't concentrate hard enough. Supernatural Fandom inhaled firmly and wondered if Harry Potter Fandom could pull it off. Sherlockians stood ready with his weapon in his hand and his penis in the other. Harry Potter Fandom concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed her popularity.

It worked! The protections around the Headcannon disintegrated like wood to a woodpeaker. It was amazing how Harry Potter Fandom welding popularity was effective against SuperWhoLock's indomitable powers.
Unfortunately for our fearless group, it wasn't enough

"Stop!" said an unhuman voice. Everyone slowly spun around to face the entrance of the hall where the voice came from.
It was SuperWhoLock! And she looked even less humane as before. She had used the power of the Headcannon to transform into a horrific tragedy of a lifeform.
"Ha! Are you surprised by my new looks?" She said. "It is amazing! The powers I have now are beyond your comprehension!"
"My comprehension is really good," retorted Harry Potter Fandom and Harry Potter Fandom's friends looked proud.
"Hahaha of course yours is. But are you able to comprehend the future of this world? I bet you aren't that smart after all. I will rule the world now, you see and there is nothing you can do to stop me!"
"But," said SuperWhoLock with a lower tone, "even though you are not as smart as I am, you are surprisingly capable so I wish to make this offer: join me and we can rule this world together!"
"NO!" proclaimed Harry Potter Fandom!
"Think about it, Harry Potter Fandom, you can now still save your friends! Make them stop mutate ebefore I release my powers!"
Harry Potter Fandom was now tembling. She wanted to keep Supernatural Fandom, Avengers Fandom, Whovians and Sherlockians alive but he could not get SuperWhoLock get away with it! But then she remembered: SuperWhoLock no longer had the Headcannon! She was powerless!
But as if SuperWhoLock could read his mind, SuperWhoLock spoke: "Oh and your scheme to steal the Headcannon? I no longer need it! I have gained all the power from it that I need in order to mutate everyone in the whole world! But not that you even considered going against me, I will destroy you. Such a shame, we could be such good...friends."
"Harry Potter Fandom would never be friends with you!" said Whovians
Harry Potter Fandom thought she was right, but then again, SuperWhoLock did look mighty sexy.
"It is too late now anyway, said SuperWhoLock, my plan is active now and I will give you the best place to enjoy it: from your prison cell!"
SuperWhoLock laughed and said to her guards: "lead them to my sex dungeon where you will suffer for all eternity in agony and pleasure.

But Harry Potter Fandom had not forgotten her popularity. With the speed and cunning that she learned from her previous adventures, she glared and unleashed the popularity.
SuperWhoLock had not expected that. She thought she had trapped Harry Potter Fandom and her friends and managed to demoralise them so much they would not resist.
"Arggg!" SuperWhoLock said. Her guards did not know what to do. Their leader was too weak against this onslaught. What could they do against that sort of might? So they all fled!
"Argh, noooo!" SuperWhoLock extarpated, "I was soo close to ultimate power!"
Inspired by Harry Potter Fandom succesfully attack SuperWhoLock, Whovians and Avengers Fandom also attacked SuperWhoLock!

"Arigh, no, noooo!"
"I will unleash my final power!" SuperWhoLock said and raised her arms to the sky and started lisping an evil curse.
But Harry Potter Fandom was too quick. She ran towards SuperWhoLock and hit SuperWhoLock in the face. She was knocked out instantly. Everyone was happy and everyone was cheering for Harry Potter Fandom who had avoided the apocalypse! And now they all went home and wait until their next adventure!



Fight for the Future
by The BNF
A long time ago,in a galaxy far far away, the legendary Headcannon was created..



Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Whovians was sitting behind her desk. She felt the tears well up in her eyes like a waterfall of loss. After their last adventure, Whovians found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Whovians stared at a picture of a leopard. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill her but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on her when she was at her weakest and darkest moment. When she needed her friends the most.

But there had been one ray of hope in this whole ordeal. Whovians remembered fondly the day she discovered it. It was a tuesday morning she rememberanced. The memories surfaced before her mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Whovians well knew it, a single tear welled up in her eyes and trickled down her cheek.
Because even when all her 'friends' betrayed her, there was one consistant factor in her life: The Brony.

And Whovians knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Whovians had for The Brony were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and feelys for The Brony.

Alas, Whovians thought to herself as he had done so often before. Why must they battle? Why must Whovians be destined to destroy The Brony? Can she ever tell The Brony how much The Brony means to Whovians?

If only she could. Then all her pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Avengers Fandom (who told her he loved her, only to stab her right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only The Brony and Whovians's true feelings for her.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of dateing and hijinxs and other cool stuff@

The Brony is like the popular kid. And Whovians is like the unpopular kid who is only good at surfing & rap. It's really unfair to Whovians because She is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about Her superpowers.

Whovians was in class. She was paying well attention because Whovians wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying The Brony was being an meany again. She was annoying other people in class and the teacher but she was too popular to criticizes. Until Whovians could take it no more.
Whovians stood up and said: "Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life polishing cars aint my problem!"
The Brony stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to The Brony (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that).
The Brony laughed and got up from her seat and grinned masly. "What do you want,nerdy nerd? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?"
Whovians gulped. She had not thought of what to do next now.
But then Hunger Games Fandom and Avengers Fandom rized from tier seats too. Whovians looked at them. they nodded back at her and with their new leather jackets they looked like they could take The Brony on!
And when Whovians looked on her right, she saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront The Brony like this!
So The Brony rose up and walked to Whovians and she said: "I will see you after school. In my dungeon. U know where to find it!"
"I'll be there, said Whovians certain of herself!
And The Brony left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers whent down Whovians's spine. This wasn't going to end well.
Whovians followed the screaming till she reached her brother, who was being tortured.

"Whovians! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts"

Then Whovians saw the final boss, who had been torturing her brother.
Whovians shot bullets from her rifle really fast and the bullets went WAM! and hit The Brony in the eyes and then she couldnt see.

Whovians said "Eat This!" and shot the final boss in the head and the the big bad guy fell.

Whovians said "He is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could help, brother"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.