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fandomsecrets2014-01-02 06:49 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2014-01-02 06:49 pm
[ SECRET POST #2557 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Bad fanfic generator
by Serenity Darkmoon Raven
Once apon a time...
Fingalsanteater was in the shower.
She had just been beaten up badly by some drunk ninjas.She rubed her firm, perfectly shaped breasts as the water cascaded over her sexy body.The bubbles from the soap breifly obscured the pinicals of them before she rinced it off...the clear water making her pretty skin shiny in the moonlight coming from the open window She watched the blood red blood spin down the drain.She stretched upwards, makeing her C-cup mounds look even bigger. She had long wanted even bigger breasts as she was jealous of The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven.Secretly though, she was quite attracted to The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
Meanwhile The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven was walking by Fingalsanteater house, in Page 2
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
Suddenly, Chardmonster walked in.
As Chardmonster was undressed by the girls, she examined them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
They are like a pair of great big wireless telephones
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"Only if you let us feel you a bit!", she reached down and grabbed his bratwurst.
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us" The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven started thrusting Chardmonster's vein back and forward really hard. Before feeding it into her.
She quickly got very wet indeed. Her easy bake oven was as wet as a deep ocean river bed. Chardmonster' thrusted his bald-headed beauty into both of them one at a time, as the girls rubbed eachothers big boppers softly.
This went on for 6 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
its an honour to pleasure you h0t girls )
The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Chardmonster' put his cloaths on, but The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Fingalsanteater stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Ill_Omened has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your erotic quest!"
"No time for that!, you will have to stay naked."
"oh, thats ok, gives us more time to admire our hot female bodys"
"yes, I love running around naked, my breasts bounce around in rhythm"
"Wed do anything for you snuggems."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and loyal Insanenoodlyguy. Smart and clever Fingalsanteater and... and Case.
I too had heard of Case and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing circles on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.
"We should defeat Ill_Omened," Case said.
"I agree," said Chardmonster, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said Case. "Ill_Omened doesn't know The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven is still very inexperienced," said Chardmonster, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said Case, "I know The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Chardmonster stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.
I walked after Chardmonster and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Chardmonster said but I didn't believe her.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Chardmonster and sighed. She then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Chardmonster said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Chardmonster said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Case like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Chardmonster said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Ill_Omened if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.
But then, then Chardmonster leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
And this is where the story ends...
It has come... to my attention... that some people... don't like my stuff. They say that it's...it's all sciencetifically inaccurate and sexist (i just believe that all men are rapists, OK?!!) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My parents are getting a devorce and The love of my life is fictional!
Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!
I want to thank PrettyVoldy5 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
So long internet. I'll never use you AGAIN!
Re: Bad fanfic generator
Re: Bad fanfic generator