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⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋

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Re: Bad fanfic generator

[purpleseas]

Once apon a time...

Will woke up next to Hannibal.
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Jack is back, there is a disturbance in the force"
"If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"More ugly then ever you mean!hahaha!"
Suddenly Alana came in quickly.
"Jack is back, he has killed Beverly and Jimmy !!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Will The scream was heard for hundreds of miles, echoing into the sadness of the black dark nighttime air in the atmosphere.
"He is trying to take over Virginia!"
"You must know one thing, one vital important fact that will be his fatal weekness...you must know this,ok, pay carefull attention and take note for if you fail to listen the consquences will be terrible...listen well to my word...
This is his akilies heel. In order to defeat Jack you must..you must...you must...."
At that moment Alana droped dead on the floor, from a bullet wound to the head.Her soft eyes showed she had died peacefully in her sleep.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Will." Hannibal patted Will on the back.
"Thanks, thats better :)"
"Look! She has something in her hand!"

Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note:
"The pulse pistol emerges from the cheesescraper as the teddy Bear of darkness returns."

"This must be a clue!"
"lets go!"
The game is afoot!

Then our sexy gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Jack's phallic shaped mansion but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Will thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Jack's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Jack's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So Will came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Will's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Alana knew exactly the best store to go: TrampVamp.

So they all went there in the deep of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Hannibal deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Jack's headquarters (but that was ok because Alana knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

Will put on nice tight black leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out quite nicely. . Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because the color reminded him of his mothers eyes, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
Alana wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from demons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Hannibal also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Jack!
We are almost there I..I can sense it"
He walked around, stopping where it hurt the most, turned, and moved forward."You are in great pain, must you do this to yourself?" said sidekick."Yes, I must. I must endure it. I must head towards the pain, its the only way of finding him"
So they proceeded. This went on for sometime.
They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall building.
"Jack....he is here", said Will
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
A cold wind past, filling them with dread
"I am scared" said Jimmy.
"Come on" said Will

"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some gaurds out that were near the tree. (but none were hurt) As Beverly was changing into her guards uniform, she rubbed her breasts slowly. (so the others could watch, as she was an exhibitionist at heart)
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventalation shaft.
Alana needed to remove some cloths in order to fit.So did Beverly, who stripped to her wonder bra. Hannibal joined in by removing his pants (even though he didnt need to because he was skinny and would fit in fine anyway without the need to remove his pants).
Will just took all the clothes off, it was easier.His manhold swung beneath him as he crawled into the passpage.
They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Will crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A helicopter appeared above them.
Jack laughed at them
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style."
He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.
Will removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing.
"I kill you dead"
Jack kicked Will in the nose

Will fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Jack
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Jack leaned over Will holding his penis.

"Quick Will use this!" said Claritia ,chucking a nearby banana towards Will.
Will grabbed it and chucked it towards Jack hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper!
"Goodbye, Jack have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Hannibal and Jimmy got out from the bush where they were doing stuff. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! Jack appeared! He had landed in his helicopter!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!
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I should just post this on AO3 right now, fuck writing my own. lolol