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⌈ Secret Post #2557 ⌋

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[elaminator]

15.5: Return Of Elaminator
by Alexandra Agnes

They thought the story was over... but was it...? No. Here are the next awesome adventures!

On the day her farmhouse was attacked with dominating force, Elaminators son had been sleeping untill 11 am.
Normaly he got up at 3 to milk the cows, because Elaminator had raised him as a good boy.

Everyone else was already up.

Sekaquaptéwa, Elaminator's daughter, was already making them all cornflakes with syrup. She was dressed in her flower power bikini and thong. Her curves glisted softly in the light of the morning.
Sekaquaptéwa was an award winning bio-chemist, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that she was a bit wild at times.

At 11, she now knew 6 langerages, four ancient , 1 computer and 3 sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.


By now, Elaminator was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off. She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, she was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. She was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
She was troubled by a newspaper artical her read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Hobbiton was killed in a massive war . Her was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell she cast with bread a few years ago.
The bread was now hidden in his garrage.
Elaminator was disturbed from her deep thinking by Sekaquaptéwa tugging on her shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
Sekaquaptéwa pointed urgently at the horizon.
"Jesus Henry Christ!"
Para-ninjas Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at her house.
She ran inside and bolted the stainless steal front door.
She woke her son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

"Quick! Start the Bi-plane! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as Spock run out. Naked. As Normal.
He ran back in with his helmit.
"Holy Shit!".
Elaminator, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious bread. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Elaminator and his family ran to the hanger, Sekaquaptéwa leading the way with her tommygun
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
"Dont worry! We are almost there!".
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a soldier already there, but Sekaquaptéwa whackd him.
"Good job!" Elaminator said, as she pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend Snake told me that rusty the spoon was behind this!".
"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit!

So Elaminator got onto her moterbike. The others followed on their cars but were quite far behind.
Elaminator knew she had to go faster and faster like the speeding bullet. So She raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" she called out as she passed.
"I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" she said.
Suddenly up ahead she saw some bad guys!
So she did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as she was above them.
"Eat my fist!" She yellwed as she knocked them out.
She speed onwards past fields and beachs and cities and castles and other landscape.
Then she saw the roadsign to where she had to go, and so she went. She whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike.
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
"You are powerless to defeat me!, Im invincible," said rusty the spoon
"Oh I beat you rotten egg, youll run back crying to your momma.
The hot one

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all very big".
After that, Elaminator leaped down onto the vulcano plato
He was in luck because she just managed to jump on it but didnt fall in it. It would have been a short story if she fell in it.
There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Snake called to him: "are you alright friend, you fell quite hard". "Im an expert at falling," spoke Elaminator, "especially with girls."'
rusty the spoon stood looking at our hero with his cape flapping in hotness.
He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'
Suddenly she held the bread aloft.
"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo....not the bread"
"Yes. The bread"
"The bread!" gasped Kahlan
"Yes. The bread"
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.
Laughing as she stood there, she approached Elaminator, "Give up and go home, Kahlan doesnt love you anyway."
"Thats not true!
I sex her every other night!"
"And the other nights?..."
Elaminator ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while rusty the spoon evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time she hit rusty the spoon, she just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, rusty the spoon said: "You cannot beat me"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" She YELLED HARD!
"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!!" said Elaminator and ran towards him with herweapon drawn.
"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""
"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"
"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," She said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"
Elaminator ran towards rusty the spoon, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
She surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in her hands because she really wanted to kill the Elaminator

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted her top and rusty the spoon was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Elaminator grapped bread from rusty the spoon and stabbed him in his eyes .
"Owch! While I had the bread I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
He staggereed around and grabbed into the air, she was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."
Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .

"Elaminator , Elaminator, I love you! But we only have 6 minutes to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"
"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said Elaminator and left this place behind."
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Elaminator and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."
And they all made love.