[ SECRET POST #2562 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2562 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

those who are close to death see the glow of the souls of elves. that's why frodo saw arwen glowing. that's why kili saw tauriel glowing, has nothing to do with healing.

[greenvelvetcake]

Source? Reason for the glowing nonwithstanding, it's still really silly.

[(Anonymous)]

tolkien.

i think it's silly to discuss whether she should be able to glow or not because she's a knife-ear, she's gonna glow if you're one foot in the grave. doesn't matter how much of a mudblood she is. doesn't take away from the scene being annoying that it's canon.

personally i'd rather discuss the fucking useless battle against smaug they threw in just because they couldn't handle their precious dwarves being depicted as the fucking cowards that they were. that got on my tits in a huge way. but i digress.

[greenvelvetcake]

I'll give the Kili/Tauriel subplot the benefit in that it might eventually go somewhere. They spent 30 something minutes running around to cover Smaug with liquid gold and then he just shakes it off in two seconds! It did nothing but kill time and delay the actual conclusion to the dragon plot.

[(Anonymous)]

I really thought that was so silly. When they started with the water, I was thinking "Hey, good direction you're going there, keep it up!". And then they... went to pour liquid gold on him. Seriously? You're trying to kill a fire breathing dragon with something hot? How stupid can you be?

[(Anonymous)]

sa

aaaaabsolutely agree. gf they wanted the dwarves to desperately do something, why not make them responsible for the chip in smaugs scales somehow? at least it wouldn't have been so phenomenally pointless then. i mean that was the most baffling part i guess, that 30 minutes of movie didn't change ANYTHING. why would anyone do that.

[(Anonymous)]

and don't get me started on the magical black arrows that we only made a few of because really, how many could you need against a dragon? like, 5 or something, right?

that's what happens when you start bullshitting your plot just for the rule of cool.